- Heather Papps
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hello friend
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well? what does it say?
are you a "reverse starfish," sleeping on your back but with arms and legs spread like the namesake starfish? if this is you i don't have to tell YOU that you're sassy, classy and bad assy and that your dvd and blu ray collection is top notch.
what about the "terrified sailor," when you sleep on your side clutching a pillow like it's a shattered piece of your ships hull and your only path forward that doesn't include drowning is gripping tight. everyone remembers the classic episode of friends where chandler was discovered to be a "terrified sailor" and the hilarity that resulted. you, just like "chanandler bong" are a class clown, a cut up, and an absolute slave to the drama.
maybe you, like me, are more of a "ditch drowner," catching z's face down, arms and legs stiff as a board. people who sleep like this generally are terrified of an attack on their throat, belly, or groin, and the few desperate moments of sleep they find are secure in the knowledge that no one is gonna get them!
and if you think we're gonna finish before talking about the hot new sleep technique sweeping the dreamlands well gently caress you.
gently caress you what the gently caress, who do you think i am?
come on. smarten up. i would never fail to mention the "sleep streamer style," where you make sure to stay propped up on your side, with your sweat pants or crop top cleverly positioned to score those big ol moby dick level whale donations, while also wearing an l.e.d. sleep mask that triggers lucid dreams in which you live a simple life as a farmer in bronze age italy. this sleep style is frankly too new to be fully understood, but my fellow journalists are hard at work on this mystery, as soon as they finish their articles on ufo disclosure and the "buttplug fiasco"
don't forget to like comment and subscribe, and if you're feeling like baring your (sleeping) soul be sure to let us know your sleep style, and how it informs your persona.
*kisses*
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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May 30, 2021 03:26
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- Escape From Noise
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What about the Pippi Longstocking? That's where you sleep with your feet at the head of the bed, on the pillows.
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May 30, 2021 03:36
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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What about the Pippi Longstocking? That's where you sleep with your feet at the head of the bed, on the pillows.
That's much needed every once in a while, at least to reboot the brain.
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May 30, 2021 03:41
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- Finger Prince
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The chalk outline. The only sign of life, my gentle snores. And the occasional outburst of gibberish. And drool. Although I suppose corpses probably drool for a bit.
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May 30, 2021 03:42
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- FutonForensic
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<cat> style, where you bend your legs like < > around the cat already sleeping on the bed, rather than move it so you can sleep like a normal person
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May 30, 2021 04:04
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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"Heart attack waiting" - Sleeping 3-4 hours a night
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May 30, 2021 06:43
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- Escape From Noise
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The Dutch Baker-Spend your sleeping hours just absolutely farting up the sheets/blankets/duvet, etc.
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May 30, 2021 06:48
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The Hobbit: sleeping on a chair in another room, with a mound of pillows on your bed as a decoy.
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May 30, 2021 15:40
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- cruft
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and if you think we're gonna finish before talking about the hot new sleep technique sweeping the dreamlands well gently caress you.
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May 30, 2021 16:17
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- Escape From Noise
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Sleep Styles Panama Beach! Wooooooooooooooo!
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May 30, 2021 16:20
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- nut
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I’m all about streamer style and every dono opens an iv drip to the sucrose allowing me to circumvent twitch’s arcane abstraction of value and directly subsist on bits I have been sleeping for three years and spend most of my time trying to figure out if I made byob up entirely. could I have imagined so many wonderful posters? no, you all must be real...unless...
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May 30, 2021 19:08
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- Escape From Noise
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The ouroboros: Waking up with your feet in your mouth as you slowly try to swallow your own legs is a sign that you fear renewal. The constant, delicate dance of life and death, decay and rebirth fills you with anxiety that your subconscious is trying to acclimate you to.
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Jun 2, 2021 03:54
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- Khanstant
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i do not sleep, i am tempering my body
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Jun 2, 2021 05:14
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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I call this B2B, butt to butt
me to.
i sleep like a vampire in his coffin if someone came in and fliped the coffin upside down. arms across my shoulders hands under my neck on my stomach. i think it says im like a reverse vampire or something
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Jun 6, 2021 21:04
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- cruft
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When our daughter was young and slept in bed with us, it seemed like her goal was to turn us into a capital letter H. We called this the "I don't want any siblings" sleep style.
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Jun 6, 2021 23:14
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- PostsYouCanDanceTo
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In twenty-minute naps every hour -- I'm microdosing.
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Jun 7, 2021 04:29
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- selan dyin
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i sleep belly down with my face half jammed into a firm pillow; my arms under the pillow causing my neck to bend to a probably dangerous degree
i regularly wake up with my eyelid inside out, and my arms fully asleep
dont really know how to deal with this
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Jun 7, 2021 08:59
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Xmas 2019 gift from mom. Things seemed so simple
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jun 7, 2021 09:07
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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ngl. it owns
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Jun 7, 2021 09:13
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I like the guy as a human and I wish him well.
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Jun 7, 2021 14:09
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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feet on the pillows rear end in the air head hanging off the matress sheets thrown on the floor. i call it the brando
DOPE FIEND KILLA G fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jun 7, 2021
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