- Escape From Noise
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from The Butt Police!
They hate to see me leave but they love to see me go!
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May 31, 2021 13:24
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May 7, 2024 15:41
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Got a wise-cracker here
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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May 31, 2021 15:51
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- xcheopis
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More like a smart-rear end
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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May 31, 2021 16:58
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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More like a smart-rear end
Ignor-anus?
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May 31, 2021 17:33
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- sisterSyzygy
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The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.
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acab stands for.... all cops are Buttpolice
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May 31, 2021 18:34
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- Khanstant
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weee ooo weee ooo is how my cop farts sound
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May 31, 2021 19:37
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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lol, came here to post that.
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May 31, 2021 21:38
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Butt boys, butt boys
Whatcha gon' do?
Whatcha gon' do
when dey come for you?
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May 31, 2021 21:41
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- Escape From Noise
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Toot-toot!
That's the sound of the butt police!
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Jun 1, 2021 12:40
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- cruft
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The sound of wind coming in the building door downstairs interrupted the darts game with my old pal Johnny Walker. High heels clicking into the wooden stairs announced it was a dame. The turn of the aging brass knob and rattling of too-loose glass in the door and I knew I had my next client.
She was your typical broad: and I do mean broad. She still carried herself like a younger, more shapely rump, but I could tell that years of sitting in an office chair and extra snacks had taken a toll.
"Frrrrrrrp", she said, pulling a lace handkerchief out of her leather fanny pack.
That's my job, you see. Sure, the local butt cops do their best, but they've got reports to write and time cards to punch. When a case slips between the cracks, that's where I come in. My name's Dirk Diamond, and I'm a private butt dick.
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Jun 1, 2021 16:40
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- Heather Papps
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hello friend
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The sound of wind coming in the building door downstairs interrupted the darts game with my old pal Johnny Walker. High heels clicking into the wooden stairs announced it was a dame. The turn of the aging brass knob and rattling of too-loose glass in the door and I knew I had my next client.
She was your typical broad: and I do mean broad. She still carried herself like a younger, more shapely rump, but I could tell that years of sitting in an office chair and extra snacks had taken a toll.
"Frrrrrrrp", she said, pulling a lace handkerchief out of her leather fanny pack.
That's my job, you see. Sure, the local butt cops do their best, but they've got reports to write and time cards to punch. When a case slips between the cracks, that's where I come in. My name's Dirk Diamond, and I'm a private butt dick.
 
thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!
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Jun 1, 2021 18:01
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- biosterous
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The sound of wind coming in the building door downstairs interrupted the darts game with my old pal Johnny Walker. High heels clicking into the wooden stairs announced it was a dame. The turn of the aging brass knob and rattling of too-loose glass in the door and I knew I had my next client.
She was your typical broad: and I do mean broad. She still carried herself like a younger, more shapely rump, but I could tell that years of sitting in an office chair and extra snacks had taken a toll.
"Frrrrrrrp", she said, pulling a lace handkerchief out of her leather fanny pack.
That's my job, you see. Sure, the local butt cops do their best, but they've got reports to write and time cards to punch. When a case slips between the cracks, that's where I come in. My name's Dirk Diamond, and I'm a private butt dick.
thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs
       
he/him
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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instead of pigs you call them pawgs
 
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