He's ready.

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

blight rhino posted:

you will be replaced by the cat.

it is as foretold

what is cat name

You have already outed yourself, cat

blight rhino posted:

I really liked they added the Dark Mode feature ... but it just looks so different to me. I fear change, and I haven't been able to come to the Dark side, just yet

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

His name is Vato.

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Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

I liked cats before they were cool

# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:25

Tenchrono: Jun 2, 2011

What are you doing with my cat,

Tenchrono fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 2, 2021

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Jove Tone: Jan 12, 2006

An old man and his grandson walk down a park trail on a sunny day. Pausing when the sun hits his face the old man smiles and looks up at the sky and then down to his grandson. "Your cat is a real piece of poo poo, you know that?"

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Can't believe the mods let op post a fur turd, flush that stinky thing already :nexus:

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Vato livin' in your head rent free :smug:

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:33

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

You two need to get a room and make out already

No one else wants to see it on a live webcam where they see two sweaty goons rubbing each other all over their bodies, sweat and fry grease dribbling down their naked flesh, a writhing, contorted mass of abyssal horror and orgasmic bliss

Absolutely nobody. Not me especially

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:36

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I've thought for awhile that you wanted to see me naked Seth, and it's good to have it confirmed. I'll PM you soon.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 01:05

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

wanna pet the kitty

# ? Jul 5, 2022 07:41

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

vato is a good name for a cat because it falls into one of two categories

names that take the cat down a peg (speedboat, tugger, jellybean, and apparently vato)

mobster names (jimmy the drooler, frankie nosebody, mr. business)

ideally you want to hit the sweetspot and have both

# ? Jul 5, 2022 07:44