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Escape From Noise

Hey there you employees of BYOB! Hope everyone's "hanging loose" as we say here at BYOB Corporate! Haha!

Welcome to this informal little get-together I'm hosting here! Feel free to kick back, maybe put on some tunes and "rap" with me about your current job here at The Yob.

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biosterous




hi boss, i have a question although maybe you don't have the answer but know who does, but what forms do i need to submit in order to ask you if you can draw a dragon?



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Tryin to get an OBoss thing going.

cruft

I need to talk to you about Rarity. She's really making it difficult for me to categorize posts, with her constantly humming the theme song from Davy Crockett, and loudly chewing gum. So you can see, my low performance is actually her fault.

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

hi boss, i have a question although maybe you don't have the answer but know who does, but what forms do i need to submit in order to ask you if you can draw a dragon?

A dragon, huh? Back in my day it was all about the "Cool S" but...let me see what I can do...


Ah! Here we are! Forms for The Request of a Drawing Of a Dragon!

Please fill these out in triplicate and get them to my secretary! I'll tell them to be waiting for them so they can get the forms to me right away! Haha! That's the kind of "Chilled out" work "vibe" we like to foster here at BYOB Inc.!



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Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

I need to talk to you about Rarity. She's really making it difficult for me to categorize posts, with her constantly humming the theme song from Davy Crockett, and loudly chewing gum. So you can see, my low performance is actually her fault.

Sounds like a pretty serious accusation to be made of a family member here at The Chill Forums LLC.

This seems like the kind of thing you should probably take up with our HR team! Let's get them in here!

Here they are! And wow! Look at how excited they are to be working with you!



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Escape From Noise

KaBob posted:

Tryin to get an OBoss thing going.

Haha! Go get 'em sport! I admire your spunk! Just remember, that I'm the king...

...and we'll all be copacetic.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


boss please for the love of god light and smoke that cigar



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

boss please for the love of god light and smoke that cigar

Haha! Sure! You're the boss!

(Actually though, I'm really the boss, and plz don't forget it!)



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Escape From Noise posted:

Haha! Sure! You're the boss!

(Actually though, I'm really the boss, and plz don't forget it!)

IT'S STILL NOT LIT



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

IT'S STILL NOT LIT

I think you need to take a page out of my (very successful, best selling) book (on management) and "take a chill pill"!

How's this?



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Escape From Noise posted:

I think you need to take a page out of my (very successful, best selling) book (on management) and "take a chill pill"!

How's this?

if i lose this job my wife will leave me. it's fine. wow look at you smoke that thing, it's definitely not a prop or something you are afraid of. thanks, boss!



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

if i lose this job my wife will leave me. it's fine. wow look at you smoke that thing, it's definitely not a prop or something you are afraid of. thanks, boss!

I'm not sure I like your attitude young man.

Maybe you need to learn to "be cool" like your favorte boss (me!)

HR team! Could you write this guy up for being a total buzz kill?

Thanks! You're all the best! Even you buzzkill guy!

Right back atcha!



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