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God help me, I've actually been working on a stat sheet for this thread so I can keep track of how far off the loving rails I've gone. I'll post a proper update when i'm good and blitzed
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What Doc rode a stinger missile into the earth's crust
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Aug 21, 2021 00:00
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HIJK posted:What Doc rode a stinger missile into the earth's crust I will save this for later. ----------------------------------------------------------- Doc Snappers uses Testudo to mitigate Satan's roundhouse kick, then uses his snapping skill to bite Satan's taint (420 damage). Satan calls on Abaddon to destroy you using Bottomless Pit. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson intervenes, using Curiosity, nullifying Abaddon's attack. Meanwhile, Shiva attempts to attack Shoggath with Quadruple Punch, while Loki tries to attack Pig Dude, but Steroid Jesus cuts in and takes the damage. Shiva and Shoggath are still fighting. You give a shout as you crack open a can of cold Caguama, summoning all nearby denizens of Turtle Hell. A rogues' gallery of imps, skekis, nazgul. trolls, ogres, those fish that swim up your dick if you piss in the Amazon River, ghouls, banshees, those Malaysian ghost heads that eat babies, orcs, spooky skeletons, undead sea dollars, and gimps. Satan, in turn, summons every politician in history, venomous sea snails, giant killer bees, hyenas, DeviantArt fanfic artists, and the shades of whalers who sank into the briny deep. The two groups charge at each other and begin to scratch and bite at each others' faces. (I have some dice for this) Satan HP: 2640 Steroid Jesus HP: 1511 Doc Snappers HP: 384 No one else has been damaged yet. >__
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Aug 21, 2021 01:17
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GOD loves it when jesus dies for everyone!!!!
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Aug 21, 2021 01:46
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Loki charges with his horn attack, but Steroid Jesus tanks it. Jesus tries to use poo poo Ruining Punch but Loki counters with Teleportation, avoiding the strike. Moloch powers up and uses Weed Sacrifice, reducing all of your parties' hp by 50. oh baw gawd IS THAT OYSTER'S MUSIC??!!!  Oyster (1300 HP) attacks Loki with Head Bang (damage 300) successfully. Moloch shoots fire and poo poo at Oyster, but Oyster counters with Oyster Smiling (can only be used twice,) and blocks it.  Shoggath and Shiva are still grappling. Satan HP: 2640 Steroid Jesus HP: 1421 Loki: 1275 Wags HP: 950 Doc Snapper's HP: 334 Shoggath HP: 2450 Shroud Dude HP: 350 Blathers HP: 450 Pig Dude: 439 Steve Austin HP: 868 The Rock HP: 656
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Aug 22, 2021 09:09
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Lol YES
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Aug 22, 2021 13:40
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Have Stone Cold and the Rock hit a stone cold stunner/pile-driver combo on Shiva
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Aug 22, 2021 21:29
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Satan swirls his coffee around in his mug. "Look, you bitches are in my world now. God lets me call the shots here." "Lets?" you say. "What about all that 'I will not serve' poo poo?" "Better to reign in Hell, fuckface." Pig Dude uses Megasnort, restoring 10 hp to your party. Now that yall have some dank and coke again, he follows a combo of Weed Blast against Abaddon. Shiva attempts to use Quadruple Punch again against Shoggath and lands it- almost- but Steroid Jesus throws in an tanks it, countering with God Lightning. The hellish twilight flashes in the blue glow of electric power. Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson launch a combo attack on Shiva with Stone Cold Stunner and Pile-Driver, both landing. Shiva writhes in agony. Satan looks on as the freaks of hell fight each other in the background. He then casts Demonic Possession, taking control of Shroud Dude; Satan now controls both itself and Shroud Dude. Shiva HP: 407 Satan HP: 2640 Steroid Jesus HP: 1031 Loki: 1275 Wags HP: 960 Doc Snapper's HP: 344 Shoggath HP: 2460 Shroud Dude HP: 360 Blathers HP: 460 Pig Dude: 459 Steve Austin HP: 878 The Rock HP: 666 Abaddon HP: 1080 Abaddon has one Bottomless Pit strike left Satan has one kick left Loki only has one Teleportation left Oyster has only one Oyster Smiling left The Rock can only tank at this point, he has no abilities left Steroid Jesus can only use poo poo Ruining Punch now (oh and the one time Special Request) >___
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Aug 24, 2021 03:32
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Satan challenges your team to a rap battle, using Satan's possession of Shroud Dude. The winner will be allowed to chain half of the other team in eternal abject fuckitude and agony with no hope of redemption, for all time. -------------------- Anybody who is willing, spit some verses. I will play the role of Satan/Shroud Dude. Assuming anyone actually contributes, this rap battle will end at midnight EST US Saturday. >___
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Aug 27, 2021 23:30
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Late submission but here we goquote:I was chillin’ in the pond, doing my own thang >throw the mic in Satan’s face and snap his dick off
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Sep 1, 2021 04:53
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Stone Cold Steve Austin nods thoughtfully.....
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