People who drop ridiculous names for their grandparents and act like its no

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Nosfereefer: Jun 15, 2011; IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

looking foreward to seeing the coolmeister and mc granny next thanksgiving!

# ? Jun 28, 2021 15:38

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:27

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Snowy posted:

Gaping Maw and Gaping Paw

# ? Jun 28, 2021 17:41

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

Some of the names y�all have for your grandparents would make great FM radio morning show duos..

# ? Jun 29, 2021 05:22

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Fuckstick posted:

Some of the names y’all have for your grandparents would make great FM radio morning show duos..

Big Mook and THE WIZARD

# ? Jun 29, 2021 05:32

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

i dont have grandparents they dead but i do call everyone else's Grim Grams and Grim Paps

# ? Jun 29, 2021 06:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Colonel Cancer posted:

The kid is calling him a baba yaga, lol

She's calling him a john wick?

# ? Jun 29, 2021 06:17

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

The Bloop posted:

I feel bad for kids that were like "I'm going to visit my Nam-nam and The Colonel" like they were getting drat chicken but their dad made them call him "Sir" instead of dad and Grandpa was a war hero so you will use his title

I don't care if he wouldn't let me use his name, having colonel Sanders for a doubledad would rule.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 07:29

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

My kids just refer to my mom and dad as Old and Older.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 10:41

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Unfortunately my emfoglio died a few years back, but my gremfoglio is still going strong.

Unfortunately on the other side of the family my gunkgunk, my grammawmammaw, my step-gunkgunk, and my step-grammawmammaw have all passed on to the realm of wind and ghosts.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 12:00

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Please fetch your family from my butt.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 13:09

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Gumpkin and Turtlebutt

Chawhawder and Meemew

Bork and Dork

Moochie and Goochie

# ? Jun 29, 2021 14:02

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Don't you be talking poo poo about Moogie

# ? Jun 29, 2021 14:10

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Mozi posted:

Gumpkin and Turtlebutt

Chawhawder and Meemew

Bork and Dork

Moochie and Goochie

I posit that any grandparent names are great when they could double as a pokemon name

# ? Jun 29, 2021 14:28

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

My gay grandpas

Dedede and Dadada

# ? Jun 29, 2021 14:34

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Top-tops and Boipsi

# ? Jun 29, 2021 14:52

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

My 4yo nephew calls all his uncles my name because he likes me best. Like he mention them by shirt color so like "where is red [owlofcreamcheese]"/ "where is green [owlofcreamcheese]"

# ? Jun 29, 2021 15:22