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Do u eat eggs
gently caress off Derpies
What an eggcellent thread
Goku fusion dancing with an egg
CHICKEN CAME FIRST
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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





yeah those are really good

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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I had 4 egg yolks left over from baking and made myself a delicious giant fried yolk

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Enfys posted:

I had 4 egg yolks left over from baking and made myself a delicious giant fried yolk

This is one of those things you do with a napkin over your head to hide your sin from God 🤤🤤🤤

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

sounds like you need to find yourself a better god

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

That jammy egg is the best part of the ramen imo

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



I had my worst egg flip of my life this morning.

Nothing special. 8-inch pan, 2 eggs. Did a standard flip and accidentally caught one of the yolks on the edge of the pan, which split off and promptly started burning on the stove eye.

I had to air out the downstairs because of the smell and I’m recording this here in the Egg Thread as a reminder to do better in the future.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
A great eggample of what not to do

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

decided to make it a kolache day. egg + cheese, no regrets

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

TrashMammal posted:

decided to make it a kolache day. egg + cheese, no regrets

Egg and cheese kolache? That sounds lovely

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

TrashMammal posted:

decided to make it a kolache day. egg + cheese, no regrets

Hell yeah

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nobody makes savory kolaches in Minnesota. They even have a kolache festival in Montgomery but it's all sweet kolaches from what I've been told. Very sad.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

Nobody makes savory kolaches in Minnesota. They even have a kolache festival in Montgomery but it's all sweet kolaches from what I've been told. Very sad.

no one makes any kind of kolaches here except for me when i wake up early—so, count your blessings, even if they’re mediocre sweet blessings

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
oversalted my omelette this morning FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

oversalted my omelette this morning FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!

That's ok salt is fat free

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

easily fixed by making another omelette to fold the first one into

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

TrashMammal posted:

easily fixed by making another omelette to fold the first one into

This. My family has a perpetual forever omelette going on for ten generations already.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If you had a pepper cannon you could easily balance out the flavour

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Just rinse off the eggs they are waterproof

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



happy brunchday, gbs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I added an extra egg for Big J this morning for a total of 4

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
cracking one out for the big guy

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

egg is risen

Calypso
Sep 28, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Fried egg on lightly buttered toast. Salt, pepper, and a bit of hot sauce. A very satisfying egg.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I like to pick mine when they're over medium

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Weird rear end deviled eggs

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


is that... chicken eggs, with fish eggs, with chives (aka onion eggs)?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i could go for some pickled eggs and pepperoni

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Prof. Crocodile posted:

is that... chicken eggs, with fish eggs, with chives (aka onion eggs)?

Yes. And some sauces and some pancetta or something. It was at Canard in Portland and was very good. Great restaurant for egg and duck.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

egge

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Look at this egg's huge balls

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Egg Perfected

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

STABASS posted:

Look at this egg's huge balls

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how you like them eggs

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Two at a time

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

guy fieri has egg trauma

https://www.wideopencountry.com/guy...ecommended-grid

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Article lied. There's an entire GGG episode where he ate egg dishes made by his friends and family. He even liked some of them! And he loves egg fried rice just like any sane person.

I am a Guy Fieri stan. Knight of Flavortown.

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