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wow, this one's roomy *lies down in casket, closes lid* plenty of room for me and the boys
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Jun 25, 2021 03:24
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- FutonForensic
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i really like the wood on the inside of this coffin. but i just don't know if there's enough room for me, Tyler and the boys
 
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Jun 25, 2021 03:24
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- FutonForensic
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this is the smallest coffin we've looked at. not enough room for all of us, but if we knock out the back of this grave plot, we can probably cram an extra boy there or two
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Jun 25, 2021 03:28
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this is the smallest coffin we've looked at. not enough room for all of us, but if we knock out the back of this grave plot, we can probably cram an extra boy there or two
lmao
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Jun 25, 2021 03:36
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I know the boys love it, but this coffin isn't just tiny, the layout is a real problem too. I think we're going to have to look at something that won't have us lying on top of each other.
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Jun 25, 2021 03:41
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- FutonForensic
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hey, look at this *lifts up toes, providing an extra 2 in. space at the bottom of the casket* we may not have to downsize your shoe collection, ha ha
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Jun 25, 2021 03:58
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Wow, these are great! Y'know, these could be the solution to the nation's housing crisis. Why are you looking at me like that?
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Jun 25, 2021 04:54
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- Ventral EggSac
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the bathroom is adjacent to the kitchen in this one hmm
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Jun 25, 2021 05:41
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- FutonForensic
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it might be weird. you don't think it might be weird? cooking in a coffin this small?
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Jun 25, 2021 05:43
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- Tomfoolery
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*pours gasoline on myself* I need to make some lifestyle changes if I'm going to fit into this urn!
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Jun 25, 2021 14:42
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- nut
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lmfao at all of these
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Jun 25, 2021 15:00
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We felt done with Wisconsin. Dennis and I wanted to recapture the magic of the years we spent travelling together before we had the kids *screen displays a picture of a grave by chitzen itza, a grave by Stonehenge, a grave by the pyramids*
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Jun 25, 2021 15:05
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- nut
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we are so grateful you could find us the perfect compromise of modern and traditional *family stuffs itself into a coffin made of wood and marble placed on a raft which is set on fire by a guy dressed as a Viking and pushed out to sea*
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Jun 25, 2021 15:06
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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backing my hearse into my campsite and unloading my coffin. i stand with my hands on my hips and remark how much the boys are going to love this view.
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Jun 25, 2021 15:36
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- FutonForensic
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lmao
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Jun 25, 2021 16:25
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- FutonForensic
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hmm. i dunno. i think i need more convincing
*undertaker sighs and swaps out the coffin lid with a sliding barn door*
ok, i'm convinced
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Jun 25, 2021 16:27
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One day nearer spring
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making my way through the line at the open casket funeral and eagerly awaiting my chance to talk to the widow and make my offer for the coffin, my boys are getting me pumped up and debating potential color schemes and carpet samples
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Jun 25, 2021 16:54
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do they bury horses in coffins, because i think we might need a bit more room
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Jun 25, 2021 17:00
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
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Laid-back Peter is looking for an older casket with a rich history, but socialite Linda wants a chic and modern mausoleum niche close to the hustle and bustle of the city! Can the couple decide on a plot number or is their relationship about to be six feet under?
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Jun 25, 2021 17:09
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'm looking into a timeshare thing with a guy who only uses his during the day.
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Jun 25, 2021 18:07
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- google THIS
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"So uh, what happened to the previous owner?"
"He passed away."
"That seems to happen a lot."
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Jun 25, 2021 18:39
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- google THIS
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(pries open a 2000 year old sarcophagus to find it filled with a mysterious red liquid)
Look honey, it has a pool!
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Jun 25, 2021 18:42
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Laid-back Peter is looking for an older casket with a rich history, but socialite Linda wants a chic and modern mausoleum niche close to the hustle and bustle of the city! Can the couple decide on a plot number or is their relationship about to be six feet under?
this is so good I even heard her voice
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Jun 25, 2021 18:46
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charles: it’s great and all, but it just doesn’t have that view of the ocean we really really wanted
diane: that’s why I put wheels on it
charles: oooooooooo
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Jun 25, 2021 18:48
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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this just in the police have confirmed a serial killer is killing people moving into tiny coffin homes. he is stabing them in the heart with a wooden stake.
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Jun 25, 2021 23:18
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A kind little mouse!
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he sent a message taunting the police calling them mother fuckers and insinuating they skate up hill
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Jun 25, 2021 23:18
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May 3, 2024 21:05
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- FutonForensic
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this is the necroplis, where the bones of the ancient past are interred. and look *pats a space between two mouldy skulls* a 25 square inch accommodation for only $75,000
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