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I have this drunken sailor here and I'm not sure what to do with them? Like, would it be better let them sleep it off, or maybe "les chevaux de chien" as they say, or something else like shaving their belly with a rusty razor? I know BYOB has a lot of experience with being drunk, so I'm hoping somebody can help me out here. |
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Jun 25, 2021 17:40
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Put him in a long boat and set it on fire e: I have received a complaint that fire is what I always say. Fine. Put him in a long boat and shake it all about. I have a wonderful copy of UPenn Off The Beat doing Drunken Sailor. xcheopis fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jun 25, 2021 Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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Jun 25, 2021 18:17
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What time of day is it because that will heavily influence the answer |
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Jun 25, 2021 18:34
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google THIS posted:What time of day is it because that will heavily influence the answer Well, when I found the sailor I had just woken up, so maybe about 05:45? |
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Jun 25, 2021 19:50
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all this time we thought he was eating spinach but he really just had crippling alcoholism
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Jun 25, 2021 20:58
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popeye sitting in the county jail cell after waking up with a massive hangover, vague memories of beating a man to death the night before
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Jun 25, 2021 21:00
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Luvcow posted:popeye sitting in the county jail cell after waking up with a massive hangover, vague memories of beating a man to death the night before Hmm, so maybe the rusty razor? |
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Jun 25, 2021 21:24
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Luvcow posted:all this time we thought he was eating spinach but he really just had crippling alcoholism lol |
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Jun 25, 2021 21:29
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Luvcow posted:popeye sitting in the county jail cell after waking up with a massive hangover, vague memories of beating a man to death the night before lmao |
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Jun 25, 2021 21:29
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cruft posted:Well, when I found the sailor I had just woken up, so maybe about 05:45? Hmm, I was afraid of that. First I would give him the old "way hay" and see if it induces an erection |
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Jun 25, 2021 23:09
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google THIS posted:Hmm, I was afraid of that. First I would give him the old "way hay" and see if it induces an erection Okay, I did this and, to put it politely, "up she rises" |
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Jun 25, 2021 23:29
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Luvcow posted:popeye sitting in the county jail cell after waking up with a massive hangover, vague memories of beating a man to death the night before
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Jun 25, 2021 23:33
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i’d keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t try to take the ship home. wouldn’t want him to hurt someone or end up with an SUI on his record 
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Jun 25, 2021 23:42
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For twelve years you've been asking "What do you do with a drunken sailor?" This is a drunken sailor speaking. I'm the man who's taken away your victims and thus destroyed your world. You've heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis and that Man's sins are destroying the world. But your chief virtue has been sacrifice, and you've demanded more sacrifices at every disaster. You've sacrificed justice to mercy and happiness to duty. So why should you be afraid of the world around you? Your world is only the product of your sacrifices. While you were dragging the men who made your happiness possible to your sacrificial altars, I beat you to it. I reached them first and told them about the game you were playing and where it would take them. I explained the consequences of your 'brother-love' morality, which they had been too innocently generous to understand. You won't find them now, when you need them more than ever. We're on strike against your creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. If you want to know how I made them quit, I told them exactly what I'm telling you tonight. I taught them the morality of Reason -- that it was right to pursue one's own happiness as one's principal goal in life. I don't consider the pleasure of others my goal in life, nor do I consider my pleasure the goal of anyone else's life. I am a trader. I earn what I get in trade for what I produce. I ask for nothing more or nothing less than what I earn. That is justice. I don't force anyone to trade with me; I only trade for mutual benefit. Force is the great evil that has no place in a rational world. One may never force another human to act against his/her judgment. If you deny a man's right to Reason, you must also deny your right to your own judgment. Yet you have allowed your world to be run by means of force, by men who claim that fear and joy are equal incentives, but that fear and force are more practical. You've allowed such men to occupy positions of power in your world by preaching that all men are evil from the moment they're born. When men believe this, they see nothing wrong in acting in any way they please. The name of this absurdity is 'original sin'. That's impossible. That which is outside the possibility of choice is also outside the province of morality. To call sin that which is outside man's choice is a mockery of justice. To say that men are born with a free will but with a tendency toward evil is ridiculous. If the tendency is one of choice, it doesn't come at birth. If it is not a tendency of choice, then https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 26, 2021 01:49
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TIL Ayn Rand was a drunken sailor. Explains some things, honestly. |
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Jun 26, 2021 01:51
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more importantly, who tf is Earl High?
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Jun 26, 2021 02:08
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Impossible to answer. Every drunken sailor is a unique drunken sailor |
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Jun 27, 2021 02:46
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Put em in the scupper with a hosepipe on em
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Jun 27, 2021 02:55
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Put em in the scupper with a hosepipe on em This would go perfectly in the shanty |
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Jun 27, 2021 03:37
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nut posted:more importantly, who tf is Earl High? Earl High is slightly more high than Marquess High and Lord High but still less than Duke High |
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Jun 27, 2021 07:05
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Well, if he's not dangerously drunk, maybe a little prank, like putting him in bed with the Captain's daughter. Or maybe not. She's a mean one. |
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Jun 27, 2021 13:46
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I dunno that’s the only bit of the song anyone knows |
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Jun 27, 2021 14:11
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I dunno op it would seem that the question is rhetorical and can only be answered with serious introspection and so I suggest you get on it |
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Jun 27, 2021 16:44
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drunken sailor at night, captain's delight drunken sailor at morning, captain take warning
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Jun 27, 2021 16:51
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That song was one of my lullabies when I was a little kid. |
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Jun 27, 2021 19:53
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Finger Prince posted:That song was one of my lullabies when I was a little kid. I think it works pretty well as a lullaby... https://youtu.be/2k0zMJA2h9A |
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Jun 27, 2021 20:32
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biosterous posted:drunken sailor at night, captain's delight |
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Jun 28, 2021 14:54
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The sailor is drunk on rum, but the captain is drunk on power. Also rum. |
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Jun 28, 2021 14:55
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drink with him and get on his level op. simple rlly |
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Jun 29, 2021 04:27
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I mean is a blankie a nice-sitdown and a cuppa totally out of the question?
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Jun 29, 2021 05:46
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Frankly you don't let him get behind the wheel of a ship. Friends don't let friends sail drunk. |
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Jun 29, 2021 13:16
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cruft posted:TIL Ayn Rand was a drunken sailor. can't be, drunk sailors are famously generous |
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Jun 29, 2021 14:37
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you’d think he’d have sobered up by now
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Jun 29, 2021 17:49
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Make him drink flat beer that's warm and skunky Make him drink flat beer that's warm and skunky Drink flat beer that's warm and skunky Earl-eye in the morning! Oh, poo poo he's got a musket! Run like hell he's got a musket! Get out of my way he's got a musket And I run faster than ye Maybe pay him off with a share of your rum Maybe pay him off with a share of your rum You can try to pay him off with a share of your rum So he doesn't shoot you. Aw, hell he shot the bosun, He's loading it up again this poo poo ain't no fun Why the gently caress didn't you say he had a drat gun? Earl-eye in the morning! It's too loving early for this poo poo, I'm going back to bed... |
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Jun 30, 2021 02:32
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What can't you do with a drunken sailor? |
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Jun 30, 2021 04:42
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What can't you do with a drunken sailor? let us count the ways |
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