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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Use GUN on DESKTOP COMPUTER

edit: app keeps crashing when I try to pay thead tax

Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jul 2, 2021

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Do you feel the urge to physically assault people after eating goldbelly cookies?

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
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Why aren't you pairing them with cheap wine and pills?

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Aegis Bear posted:

I doubt the cookies can gently caress you up any more than paying attention to Stormfront and Joe Rogan will

(For those who don't know, Stormfront is an extremely racist website. Like, "say the quiet part out loud" racist.)

whoa wtf, op could you get in here and explain this?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nelson Mandingo posted:

Do you feel the urge to physically assault people after eating goldbelly cookies?

That's why the OP has the gun dumbass.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
i don't get paying money for jacques torres cookies when they are literally toll house chocolate chip with some tiny differences and a suggestion to refrigerate the dough for a while before baking.

don't get me wrong they're my favorite but you can make them in like 15 minutes

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SO DEMANDING posted:

whoa wtf, op could you get in here and explain this?

Every picture has different bad websites up. He’s making jokes.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
... jaokes?

but seriously OP i need the deets on these cookies

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Next photo better include you looking at leases on a GT-R

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

OP is dead, and one way or another, Lowtax killed him.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Knormal posted:

OP is dead, and one way or another, Lowtax killed him.

I hear when u eat a Goldbelly cookie near a computer, Lowtax comes out from inside the computer, and Lowtax makes you drink mangosteen juice and listen to bad techno

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I heard if you leave even a single crumb when you eat one Lowtax will be drawn to your house and he'll wander around muttering "ow! my spine!" and occasionally wailing "my patreeeoonnnn!" while looking for them.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


In retrospect I really should have stopped trusting that man the moment I discovered he was spineless.

I feel like republican voters would if they weren't all alien body snachers.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat


Had to wait a bit to get myself into these cookies. Decided to crack one open, and I have to say, they're pretty good. After a long day of "working from home" I can tell you that these are pretty damned good cookies. Not super hard, but not super soft that they taste fake.

Will continue to give some updates as my body comes to terms with what I just put in it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Gotta admit, I never gave any thought to cookie and beer pairings.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'll put something in your body you can come to terms with cookie monster

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




op did you know your monitor is labeled "PREDATOR"? is there something you wish to share

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


buttchug a cookie

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



OP is preying on these 10$ cookies as they keep splitting up like teenagers in a slasher film

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


By popular demand posted:

Gotta admit, I never gave any thought to cookie and beer pairings.

Next million dollar beer bar idea.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nastyy Blue Moon bitch!

A Jupiter
Apr 25, 2010

"belgian white" strike 2 buddy

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Every picture has different bad websites up. He’s making jokes.

aw poo poo, jokes? on the internet? now that is classic crisp eatin bread

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
And truly, it was a Summer to Remember sales event, for OP

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Don't eat $10 cookies after drinking a dozen beers OP. You'd be just as happy with dollar tree cookies at that point.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
This is a good thread OP

My former co-workers got me a $200 gift card to goldbelly and this is helping me figure out what to get

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Living conditions appear clean, and the gun isn't 'stolen'; not a bad impersonation but details aren't current :v

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
OP fat lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m not seeing any gunshot cookies OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Shoot the cookies with the gun

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Aegis Bear posted:

I doubt the cookies can gently caress you up any more than paying attention to Stormfront and Joe Rogan will

(For those who don't know, Stormfront is an extremely racist website. Like, "say the quiet part out loud" racist.)

Woah op was trying to pull a fast one on us!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Getting cookie crumbs all over your new GT-R!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm going to be disappointed if this is not an elaborate keyboard goop style ban me.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Every picture has different bad websites up. He’s making jokes.

Hey! I post at one of those!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

lol vertical monitor, embarrassing!

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
enjoy having sex with your cookies op

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Can we get a foot moisture check?

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I just stepped out of the shower so my foot is fully wet. HTH.

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