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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


and they can call it the daily newsical. i am dead serious they should do this, i would actually know what was going on in the world because i would not be able to resist brand new music daily

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Circumcised Elon
Jun 20, 2021

by Shine
The should do a musical about musicals.

The could call it Musical: The Musical.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why not just fuckin do performance art? :thunk:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What if they just stopped airing the news. That way nobody could know how badly they were getting hosed over? World loving peace would occur.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

An interpretive dance about a subscription service that does things impossible for harried mortals like making sure omnipresent news feeds don't shove clickbait garbage at you, set to the hits of motown

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Sid Vicious posted:

and they can call it the daily newsical. i am dead serious they should do this, i would actually know what was going on in the world because i would not be able to resist brand new music daily

This is an objectionably dumb idea but also a can't miss hit I'm looking for 10%

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
How about they do it as a porn instead and try to deliver today's misery while suckin and fuckin

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'd be willing to accept the corporate sponsored capitalist propaganda if it came as a wrapping for free drugs.

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane
The music would become stale and repetitive. They would settle on a melodic and rhythmic formula and it would be boring as gently caress. Nice try whipper snapper.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if they just stopped airing the news. That way nobody could know how badly they were getting hosed over? World loving peace would occur.

People did manage to have wars before broadcast news.
The question is, will there be wars after Newsical?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hello my baby, hello my honey!
Hello my hate-crime, political pal,
Send me bit-coin by wire...

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



(Sung to Phantom of the Operas' main theme)

At noon we'll cover more
About this tale
You should protect your things
Against this gale

You should evacuate
And if you stay
The hurrrrr-i cane of the tropics will come
And make you pay

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

they should make your posting a musical op

that way i wouldnt have to read it

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Call Your Grandma posted:

they should make your posting a musical op

that way i wouldnt have to read it

lol

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Does AutoTune the News not count?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

what would you do if your son was at home
laying all alone on the bedroom floor
getting cancer

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Xaintrailles posted:

People did manage to have wars before broadcast news.
The question is, will there be wars after Newsical?

Hmm, but you've only heard about those wars through the media, so did they really exist before the media?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Ted, I'm live from St. Louis and I'm here to say
It's another mass shooting here like everyday.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Mooey Cow posted:

How about they do it as a porn instead and try to deliver today's misery while suckin and fuckin

there's the naked news

no loving though, just women slowly disrobing while they read the news

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



it's been going since 99, which means it's almost a certainty that there's a 9/11 episode of the naked news

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


the towers fell, the towels fell

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if they just stopped airing the news. That way nobody could know how badly they were getting hosed over? World loving peace would occur.

Ah yes, the "Trump COVID Testing" initiative :hmmyes:

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Mooey Cow posted:

How about they do it as a porn instead and try to deliver today's misery while suckin and fuckin

Each segment could performatively demonstrate how hosed we are at the end.

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