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long hair? don't care beer gut? so what this here's a place for folks 2 share unexpected uses for everyday chunky
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Jul 7, 2021 06:16
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if yer kinda bending over and fat and maybe you need more hand space to hold stuff I'd say put the stuff under where your gut meets the pelvic region because it can kind of hold poo poo between your tum and your thighs. poo poo's real.
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Jul 7, 2021 10:17
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use it as a drum to make some sick beats
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Jul 7, 2021 11:27
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cat holder baby |
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Jul 7, 2021 14:32
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armor |
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Jul 7, 2021 17:23
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convincing potential predators that you are, in fact, large |
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Jul 7, 2021 17:24
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What are you lookin' at my gut fer? |
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Jul 8, 2021 00:50
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beach ball
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Jul 8, 2021 00:53
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I use mine to bump open unlatched doors. Open sesame babyyy 
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Jul 8, 2021 00:56
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If you’re reclining on the couch eating anything (I know you are) you can rest your plate on that big bel so you don’t have to burn any unnecessary calories reaching over to the table
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Jul 8, 2021 01:52
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Beer-bellied boys are the bbw of the gay world
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Jul 8, 2021 01:53
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You gotta be careful but sometimes you can set your drink on there too. a rocks glass is safer than a highball glass or beer bottle tho
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Jul 8, 2021 01:54
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This also works if you are soaking in the tub but use an insulated cup like a tervis tumbler so you don’t get that a cold spot on your tumtum
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Jul 8, 2021 01:56
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:This also works if you are soaking in the tub but use an insulated cup like a tervis tumbler so you don’t get that a cold spot on your tumtum I'm starting to understand ur sig on a new level 
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Jul 8, 2021 02:21
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call it a fuel tank for a social justice machine
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Jul 8, 2021 02:47
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Why have a sixpack when you could have a keg? |
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Jul 8, 2021 02:49
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why have a keg when you can have a barrel?
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Jul 8, 2021 02:53
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why have a barrel when you could have a tank?
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Jul 8, 2021 08:05
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:why have a barrel when you could have a tank? What if your tank is only 1 bbl? |
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Jul 8, 2021 08:34
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mine is 30,000l 
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Jul 8, 2021 09:11
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pick up and drop ur beer gut on watermelons to crush them open so you don't have to use a hammer or rock to access the supple and delicious flesh inside that u can eat
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Jul 8, 2021 12:05
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paint a beautiful face on your beer gut and use ur belly button as the mouth and let it talk to you, tell u it’s story, journey of what brought it here, who it is and who it someday hopes to become
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Jul 8, 2021 12:31
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If you have a lot of food and/or beer available, you can use it to internally hold that food and beer. I know this from experience. 
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Jul 9, 2021 00:52
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Hack off your beer gut and smoke it. Sell it for big bucks |
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Jul 9, 2021 12:33
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i am an exclusive, 18+ inflatable castle |
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Jul 9, 2021 16:02
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if you've never filled up your beer gut belly button with water and laid out in the yard waiting for birds, you really need to make some life changes bro
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Jul 9, 2021 20:26
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a beer belly is just an investment into the future. the future where your ravenous young feast on your still living flesh |
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Jul 9, 2021 20:29
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