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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AHH F/UGH posted:

everywhere you look you can find half-finished ideas and schemes of a family of sunlight-shunning obese nerds, it’s really incredible how much you can read into these people’s minds and see just how lazy and slovenly they are in every single aspect of their lives.

*sighs as he draws his posting katana*




Please do not sign you are posts.

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
im the cat sitting on the boxes in the back

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The goth football house is legit

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Poohs Packin posted:

Here is the 'beetus nightstand in all its glory.


Buttscratcher!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Frazzbo posted:

Ballscratcher!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Colonel Cancer posted:

The goth football house is legit

Apparently the reason that the basement is so barren is that they had a ton of mannequins of various goth stuff like Jason, Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers, Chucky, Edward Scissorhands, Saw Tricycle Guy etc positioned behind the two recliners so it was like having a watch party with a bunch of movie monsters on Raiders game day

Poohs Packin posted:

Yeah this has been said but it was probably a DVD business based on the stacks and stacks of media and CD cleaning stuff.

According to an interview with the homeowner, they are/were a family business that was doing bulk sales of CDs/DVDs and a few others things on amazon and eBay

AHH F/UGH fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jul 23, 2021

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



AHH F/UGH posted:

Apparently the reason that the basement is so barren is that they had a ton of mannequins of various goth stuff like Jason, Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers, Chucky, Edward Scissorhands, Saw Tricycle Guy etc positioned behind the two recliners so it was like having a watch party with a bunch of movie monsters on Raiders game day

And yet it somehow would’ve looked a lot less like a murder basement had they just left them there.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
600 a month in HOA fees? Deal breaker.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Frazzbo posted:

Buttscratcher!

does it come with the house

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



683/month to be at the whim of a bunch of petty tyrants

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



https://www.propertypal.com/111-magheramenagh-drive-portrush/699502

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's 440 million??

At that price point I can only assume HOA fees include a private army of ninjas and someone to remove any bodies from the premises.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's 440 million??

At that price point I can only assume HOA fees include a private army of ninjas and someone to remove any bodies from the premises.

Yes but you can only use them to attack people with dark skin.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Yaldabaoth posted:

Yes but you can only use them to attack people with dark skin.

Nah you're thinking of the cops, they come for free without HOA fee if you got half a billion to drop on a condo.
The ninjas just kill anyone who's poorer than you.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Underwhelmed posted:

Because it isn’t a house, it’s an office or some other commercial property that was converted into a residence.

OK but why two toilets next to each other int he same room

Poohs Packin posted:

Theres literally already a thread about this exact listing from a year ago or so.

Post the link if you can find it, I would genuinely love to read it.


lol

frh fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jul 24, 2021

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

In case the first one breaks idiot.

But probably because they used to be separated stalls.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Alright, scavenger hunt. Can you find one of these?









Bonus - Easy one. Can you find the GIRLS GONE WILD treasure trove??

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Considering all the hours I've spent in the past few days going back to this house, yes, I can say I have seen most of those


I don't get this one - Is it the funko pop obsession?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Colonel Cancer posted:

The goth football house is legit

If I had the money, I would take it, but only if I get to keep the coffins

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

you missed the vast collection of girls gone wild dvds before going to the baptismal bath

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lamebot posted:

you missed the vast collection of girls gone wild dvds before going to the baptismal bath

Hey man I can envision girls going wild in there, I mean for a little while before they start craving MORE AND MORE :mamacita:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
how wild could several people really go in such a confined space though

probably there is an area-wildness equation that is known to professional pornographers

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Are those videos still being released? Lol. I thought they stopped making them in like 2002 or something. I see Blu Ray versions in there. I thought that dude went to prison?

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003

Blooster posted:

This beautiful home located at 8800 Blue Lick Road in Louisville, KY is available for the low price of $240,000.

Take a look at the virtual tour inside! https://3d-marketing.captur3d.io/view/keller-williams-louisville-east/8800-blue-lick-rd

Let us know what you think!

-Your friendly neighborhood realtor
Can I get a tour please. I am interested.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

So is the house still in the condition we see in the pics? Obviously someone needed to take care of the cat but it seems unlikely the previous occupants would give up the house and it's contents willingly.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



All this talk of insane house listings and not one of you posted this recent gem:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/

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flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Poo In An Alleyway posted:

All this talk of insane house listings and not one of you posted this recent gem:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/

This was a good one because I was like "not wild about the decor and they really needed to do some tidying up, but I'm not getting why----" then you hit photo 11

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