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do y'all sleep at night because you fear the moon? just wanted to say, don't be scared! the moon will never hurt you
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Jul 23, 2021 05:52
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I can't imagine sleeping at night. When would I work on my reverse tan?
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Jul 23, 2021 06:53
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- Uria aalge
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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What is sleep? I have twins.
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jul 23, 2021 06:55
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night time is the right time
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Jul 23, 2021 07:11
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- Khanstant
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goonight sun, the moons are out to play
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Jul 23, 2021 07:52
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- Fredrik1
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I sleep, I wake, I sleep again - drowsy max
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Jul 23, 2021 12:03
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I hire an ASMR artist to whisper "goodnight sweet prince" in my ear,
and then strangle me with a metal wire until I'm out.
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Jul 23, 2021 15:40
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do y'all sleep at night because you fear the moon? just wanted to say, don't be scared! the moon will never hurt you
You wouldn't say this if you'd ever run into the moon in a dark alleyway
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Jul 23, 2021 16:17
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- Ventral EggSac
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the moon watches over me as I sleep, I never sleep while it is cloudy
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Jul 23, 2021 16:47
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i fear the moon and u can never take that away from me
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Jul 23, 2021 17:07
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- nut
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The moon comes out in the day all the time
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Jul 23, 2021 17:16
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Is the moon responsible for werewolf wizard detectives, or is it vice versa?
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Jul 23, 2021 17:20
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- Khanstant
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blaming the moon for werewolves is moonism as old as moon sheself. there is actually a small golf ball that causes werewolves, trapped on the surface of the moon. astronauts have been of no help so far
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Jul 23, 2021 17:50
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decided to go to bed last night and woke up to find a horrible burning orb in the sky, lighting up the outside world brighter than I've ever seen it
what is that terrible orb, what purpose does it serve, has this always happened while I slept
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Jul 23, 2021 18:27
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daysleeper honeypot spotted
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Jul 24, 2021 00:42
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daysleeper honeypot spotted
I am what I am. Let those tanned, well adjusted dayboys come at me with all they have
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Jul 24, 2021 01:51
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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People sleep? I merely charge my crystals and continue on toiling.
I fell asleep while charging my crystals once. it was really embarrassing.
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Jul 24, 2021 02:05
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- Luvcow
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So, I've been taking care of my elderly parents and they are neither day nor night sleepers. The sleep fitfully at night and nap fitfully in the day and honestly I think they're on to something.
cats, your parents are cats
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Jul 24, 2021 03:00
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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like it's cool
nut's stepdad is a bird
and while most of us yearn to have been raised by wolves, who incidentally love the moon, you were raised by cats
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Jul 24, 2021 03:01
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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desperate to be relevant jeff foxworthy: "if you've ever changed your parents litter box... you might be raised by cats"
*audience goes wild with raucous yowling*
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Jul 24, 2021 03:03
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desperate to be relevant jeff foxworthy: "if you've ever changed your parents litter box... you might be raised by cats"
*audience goes wild with raucous yowling*
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Jul 24, 2021 03:06
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if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.
no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.
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Jul 25, 2021 17:11
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if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.
no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.
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Jul 25, 2021 20:32
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- Khanstant
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the smb3 sun used to yell cuss words at you and it knew your name somehow
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Jul 25, 2021 21:18
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- Finger Prince
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I just got tired of that REM song. Screw you Michael Stipe, you don't know me.
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