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lol The butt went. Naturally, unnatural fully sexual. Anyway your Chakras need moist alignment by counterculture and drugs Then, this chill bumblebee seductively sashayed across moist Luvcow's turgid finger and violently munched on pepperettes eagerly. Oh my STARS, said Maki while noshing stolen cheeto dust. "I NEED THE DUCKS TO QUACK! WHERE is MY horn! Wait a tick, who's banging my old man?" Jeff Bezos sauntered that balls a-swingin' swagger across the dining party. The ghost docked discreetly with no regrets. Goatse spread peanutbutter indiscriminately betwixt mine buttcheeks! Horseboners, really? Callow feet flittered across your Nostrils excreting delicious horchata with exuberance! SUDDENLY a vengeful Toad with strong nephew energy appeared. Where nothing was. "forsooth" forevermore. Then my taint became engorged, much to my chagrin. puckered mandibles close in on morsels everyone already stroked out of strokes wherefore ye Mighty hath thicc hams indeed. Ontario by night via train approaching squeakily yet hungrily the camel butcher. However, we traveled not to Earth's crusty surface hamster, but instead into the endless butt. Consequently, BYOB will cease to exist next Tuesday, a shaman's augury has foretold. what did they do to my rug? They peed on your wife. She brutally PWND Jeffery of YOSPOS. Vengeance will be delayed deployed Or postponed. However, the nugs rotted despite copious infusions of cum. Jabronis wept openly for they had finally achieved the elusive chubby. There lived a scary goon who lurked byob daily, named something like SmokeDopeamine and Butt. Apparently orcs look horny when obese. Twinks coughed quietly, gently caressing the fermenting pile of grapes. Weirdly, several fixins fluttered into the kitchen searching unsuccessfully for smegma. Waking your dad stuck in the Cookie Crisp® Factory. Meanwhile, weasels ate through the wall protecting wasps from dubious badgers. they all will tickle themselves until cicadas sang the disagreeable dirge shanty titled, " WOW I SHARTED". Wizards tried newt. They wiggled their pelvises, unfortunately toppling all their carefully laid smegma. Eureka Falls became something mysteriously smelled by visitors. When smoking peaches, use Birch dwelling in Poland. Skanky armadillos sashayed salaciously southward slowly. Sacrebleu! Pardon me, my good neckbeard, but technically your foot isn't a substitute for a P'zone©. Weed noises destroy ears, but clean out deceptive butts. yesterday I slurped slurpees, ate eaties, and brewed brewies. Excelsior! Egad! Hooray! Inexplicably, an ungodly amount of pleasure didn't prevent the young supple geoduck smegma. Australians strutting around the outback Steakhouse serving grilled wombat pudding. Only fans video that depicts three old revolvers pointed skyward was leaked by treacherous librarians, evil yobbers smoke gritty leaves orange trees and yarn. Today I demolished several empanadas filled w/ avocados. Clowns butts tend to be round and honk when farting at ugly children. It is a noble thing curving ugly shapes out houses and crops dusting while sucking caucasian nipples. Awakened, the pangolin rustled its nostril furiously while sneezing. Suddenly a superhero named Captain Big Eater McHuge waddled purposefully into Tacobell and ordered twenty employees to make oversized love to him and also the entire local population. It seemed A shame that chalupas turn straw into foul secretions. Gross. domestic green monster disputes existence after realizing that the Crunchwrap smelled heavenly. Allegedly, Squirrely yobbers grabbed their butts, screaming "WEED it's WHAT'S DRIVING THE OLD PROPANE AND EVERY businessman KNOWS THAT" the end. Today tootie fruity bubblegum tastes like rear end and fruit fused with beaver smegma. However, the key to the trashed apartment building is encrusted w/ good wed shimmering dankily termites. Knives akimbo, just flailing expertly toward certain coupons for discounted prices on hot wheels Transformers (tm)! Michael rowed th' big bad Baconator©. Fourteen burriots were stuffed effortlessly w/ all the Dankest McNuggs™ and lasciviously prepared McSprout fixins. However it might consume all dogs and redditors. Tuesdays tend to drag Queen Latifah around by droves of weasels. Tacos own many n00bs, but enchiladas always taste liek enchiladas. Vomit wasn't painful when high on k2 what is life pixaal areola window and random goons started twerking nimbly while normal redittors stared longingly pissing themselves. Huzzah! Back in the night train days going near the Spaceport. Aggressive pinball grandfathers League versus burning hackeysack teens Squad... in this movie, the Rock Man III: Revenge of Proto Mang™. Cucumbers Bunny is incredibly ravenous because the weed rear end and smoobles combo Burrito special. Sauce boys need ladles in their ear and gravy pants adorning sweaty gerbils. It cannot be! Twenty blackbirds baked deer in a roaring dandy. Flavor Town crossover with menthol flavored icecream. Yum! Orcs enjoy succulent man filth, especially smelly toenails and bottoms! Mutilated lips look sexy during perfunctory grimaces gleaming and clown babies. Suddenly, a maniacal marmot maliciously maimed mummified muddy McRibs™! Vegetables grown in pudd'n vats with Oxen blood for flavor are expensive. However, centipedes make their gambling money by sociopathically manipulating marks. Bungholes shouting poo poo like "DILLHOLE" but never SMEGMA! Oysters are delicious, NOT!! They stink of poo poo! bull moose sausage! The sausage turned slowly |
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Armitag3 posted:Jeff Bezos sauntered that balls a-swingin' swagger across the dining party. |
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SUDDENLY a vengeful Toad with strong nephew energy appeared. |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:SUDDENLY a vengeful Toad with strong nephew energy appeared. this one always gets me too |
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Pardon me, my good neckbeard, but technically your foot isn't a substitute for a P'zone©. |
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Suddenly a superhero named Captain Big Eater McHuge waddled purposefully into Tacobell and ordered twenty employees to make oversized love to him and also the entire local population. |
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Also: yesterday I slurped slurpees, ate eaties, and brewed brewies. |
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