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If you're a loving idiot, then you've never heard of the famous classic TV show 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd, where some dipshit got turned into a dog and has to do a hundred good deeds to turn back into a human. The issue is he only did like forty good deeds before the show was canceled, so Eddie McDowd is still stuck as a dog. I assume Eddie McDowd is still alive and isn't dead, I mean it's possible he ages in dog years or got hit by a truck or something, but I don't think the guy who cursed Eddie McDowd was that hosed up, so I assume Eddie McDowd is in his late thirties despite being a dog for the last twenty years. Also his owner probably ditched him to go get laid or something, so Eddie McDowd needs the guidance of us goons to get him to turn back into a human! I think we're due for a successful goon project, and one of the few things goons can agree on is dogs and cats own, so let's work together to make Eddie McDowd a human, or keep him as a dog maybe as the last twenty years are probably better as a dog than as a human. I dunno, let's have him do the good deeds first and then let him decide if he wants to stay a dog!
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60. Eddie McDowd bites a mailman in the balls. It turns out this mailman was the final descendent of Adolf Hitler, and this mailman's child would have continued his father's work, so Eddie McDowd saved millions of lives by chomping on those testicles.
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Aug 6, 2021 20:26
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64. Eddie McDowd uses his keen sense of smell to bring justice to whoever murdered Jonbenet Ramsey. ( Hollery Cluntin)
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Aug 6, 2021 20:28
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59. Eddie McDowd learns how to bark in morse code and is able to convince an unknown artist to draw a comic that would introduce the character Bowsette.
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Aug 6, 2021 20:38
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87. Eddie McDowd becomes the first animal CEO of McDonald's whereupon he begins opening select 'Eddies' franchise locations that only serve McRibs to dogs
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Aug 6, 2021 20:43
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69. Eddie dicks down another dog that used to be a human that was transformed by a prudish mormon warlock, granting them a long-sought gargantuan orgasm
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Aug 6, 2021 20:50
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47. Eddie must least to play Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, even though he is now a dog.
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Aug 6, 2021 20:52
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69. Eddie McDowd skinny dips (takes his collar off) in the reflecting pool, crossing another item off his bucket list.
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Aug 6, 2021 20:56
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Unfortunately if part of the curse was that he ages like a dog too then he’ll be long dead by now because that show aired over 20 years ago
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Aug 6, 2021 22:02
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Chrs posted:Unfortunately if part of the curse was that he ages like a dog too then he’ll be long dead by now because that show aired over 20 years ago luckily deed #42 was to cure aging in dogs
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Aug 6, 2021 22:05
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31. destroys covid before it becomes a thing
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Aug 6, 2021 22:26
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78. Eddie gives asylum to Julian Assange in Dogtopia.
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Aug 6, 2021 22:31
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#44 - Eddie runs into Donald Trump's groin at full speed, mashing his regular penis into a small mushroom shape that we can laugh at later on when Stormy Daniels sees it and tells everyone
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Aug 6, 2021 22:32
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2. Eddie McDowd sees a man crucified, and uses his dog powers to free the poor man. Turns out it was an evil man, and Eddie McDowd now has to do three more good deeds to make up for it.
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Aug 6, 2021 23:48
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#73 Eddie Mcdowd licks peanut butter off a very lonely man's penis.
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#55. Eddie secures voting rights for canines.
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Aug 7, 2021 00:06
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49. Eddie McDowd has a heartfelt talk with Fox and convinces them to bring back Family Guy.
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Aug 7, 2021 00:09
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#100 Eddie saves Augustus Gloop by drinking the entire chocolate river, selflessly sacrificing himself in the ultimate good deed and ensuring that he finally returns to being human in heaven
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45. Eddie poops on Rand Paul’s lawn and Rand Paul steps in it on the way to the Senate and hits his head and dies. Eddie poops again on the corpse and then does that thing dogs do when they kick dirt on the poop.
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Aug 7, 2021 01:03
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Eddie dog murders the wizard that transformed him into a dog, saving many others from being turned into animals for a pervert's amusement.
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Aug 7, 2021 01:07
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72. Eddie’s “lipstick” is out like all the time and it’s embarrassing for everyone else but he doesn’t care because he’s a dog.
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Aug 7, 2021 01:58
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#100 Eddie does 911
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Aug 7, 2021 01:59
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Eddie is given the chance to become human again but chooses to stay a dog so he can continue to lick he own balls.
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Aug 7, 2021 03:07
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70. Eddie is a good boy. Who's a good boy? Eddie!
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Aug 7, 2021 03:35
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i thought it'd be like quantum leap where he never got to turn back and just kept doing good deed for the rest of time
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#97. Eddie must convince a billionaire to change the name of a major sports team to something that isn't a kick in the face to members of an entire ethnic group. (seriously, at the risk of seeming a fool, did something this bad actually exist? I mean, this is warmed-over "My Mother the Car" crapola)
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Aug 7, 2021 03:51
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89. Eddie passes the green new deal by coming into lawmakers bedrooms at night and threatening them or pretending to be an angel visiting them in a dream
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Aug 7, 2021 17:01
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Eddie becomes the first canine President of the United States, ushering in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity. Sadly, because he is a dog, Eddie dies one year into his second term and the U.S. falls back upon its old ways and takes the rest of the world with it. Earth, lifeless and cold, hazed over by nuclear winter, orbits a distant sun.
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Aug 7, 2021 17:20
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4: Eat an rear end
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#86 Eddie travels back in time, and is a model for Hitler's painting. He viscously mauls Adolph who later dies in a hospital that still believes in the 4 humors
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