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Heather Papps: hello friend

please stop, i don't look like poo poo, me - jeff bezos!

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if I pay you $1,000,000 will you say I am handsome

# ? Aug 9, 2021 00:57

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Code Jockey posted:

if I pay you $1,000,000 will you say I am handsome

Sure. But it'll be followed by "...NOT!"

# ? Aug 9, 2021 02:29

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

very cursed question i�m about to ask here but what do you think his o-face looks like

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Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 9, 2021 02:43

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Percy Teatwillow posted:

very cursed question i’m about to ask here but what do you think his o-face looks like

Exactly the same as his regular face, but his eyes bug out a little more as he drones in a monotone "I'm cumming. I'm cumming." over and over.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 03:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

He doesn't have one because he's never hosed and he believes that a genital touch is a sin against the pure heart of Jesus Christ

# ? Aug 9, 2021 03:15

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Mormon Nailer posted:

He doesn't have one because he's never hosed and he believes that a genital touch is a sin against the pure heart of Jesus Christ

It isn't???

# ? Aug 9, 2021 03:23

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Heather Papps posted:

please stop, i don't look like poo poo, me - jeff bezos!

jeff bezos is always saying this

# ? Aug 9, 2021 03:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Jeff Bezos is crying on the toilet because he can't come up with a new idea for another listening device for your house and his wife left him because of it

# ? Aug 9, 2021 03:30

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Jeff Bezos is crying on the toilet because he can't come up with a new idea for another listening device for your house and his wife left him because of it

But the toilet is gold and the bidet shoots out warm virgin's blood.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 04:52

frump truck: hello... again!

Jeff Ballzass

# ? Aug 9, 2021 05:14

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Jeff Bezos listens to elevator music for fun and relaxation.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 06:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Jeff Brazos is sobbing uncontrollably in his space vibrator because his mommy won't let him tell people he went to space, just to the upper atmosphere

# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:16

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im gonna take his lunch money (which will cover my living expenses for years)

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

Nosfereefer posted:

im gonna take his lunch money (which will cover my living expenses for years)

shaking jeff bezos upside down for hours on end as the pile of treasure below him grows ever larger

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:51

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Heather Papps posted:

shaking jeff bezos upside down for hours on end as the pile of treasure below him grows ever larger

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:52

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Heather Papps posted:

shaking jeff bezos upside down for hours on end as the pile of treasure below him grows ever larger

lol

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Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:09

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

apparently some french fashion guy is wealthier than bazbos and didn't even have to shoot himself into not-space to show the world how much money he has

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:25

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

maybe he should ask that french guy for some fashion tips so he doesn't look like such utter poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Jed Bezos is crying at the lunch table in his designated lunch wing of his private Tuesday compound because his ex wife Mackenzie said he's not very good at writing his alphabet and also he's not a very good boy at all.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:28

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

if jeff bezos could grow a beard instead of having a weird little hairless goblin head, he might look like Jafar from the disney movie aladdin, who looks rad and awesome. too bad jess bezos cant grow an evil villain beard and instead looks like loving poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

*jamming jeffy bezos in his locker at lunch time*
"what are you going to do about it jeffrey bozo, grow up to subjugate a truly insane number of employees and escape to mars? psh good luck, idiot"

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:33

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

if jeff bezos could grow a beard instead of having a weird little hairless goblin head, he might look like Jafar from the disney movie aladdin, who looks rad and awesome. too bad jess bezos cant grow an evil villain beard and instead looks like loving poo poo

fr at least get one of those lovely razor thin goatees or something, he just looks like a goober

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Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:37

frump truck: hello... again!

lol after posting in this thread a bunch i found out amazon is coming to our office tomorrow to maybe give us money o____O
i hope they don't though, i don't want us to accept lovely amazon bezos bucks

# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

licking the bezos bucks: "blech"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:56

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Heather Papps posted:

*jamming jeffy bezos in his locker at lunch time*
"what are you going to do about it jeffrey bozo, grow up to subjugate a truly insane number of employees and escape to mars? psh good luck, idiot"

# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:10

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

maybe he should ask that french guy for some fashion tips so he doesn't look like such utter poo poo

Honhonhon! Bonjour! Je m'appelle Geoffroy Bezos!

# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:14

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more like jizz buttzos

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# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:41

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jerk fuckso

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# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm starting 2 feel kind of bad 4 Jeff :ohdear:

# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:47

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Areola Grande posted:

I'm starting 2 feel kind of bad 4 Jeff

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the billionaires?

# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:49

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Cleft Bedsores

# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:49

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bezos poops his own pants
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Heather Papps posted:

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Aug 10, 2021

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# ? Aug 10, 2021 00:54

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Jeff bonobo

# ? Aug 10, 2021 02:38

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Our good buddy nut gave the bezoid some much needed fresh tips:

nut posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 10, 2021 03:28

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Jeff Bezos keeps a painting of himself in the attic of his 4th house but the Jeff in the painting keeps looking better and better and it's driving him crazy

# ? Aug 10, 2021 04:29

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Heather Papps posted:

*jamming jeffy bezos in his locker at lunch time*
"what are you going to do about it jeffrey bozo, grow up to subjugate a truly insane number of employees and escape to mars? psh good luck, idiot"

# ? Aug 10, 2021 09:31

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Beff Jezzos

# ? Aug 10, 2021 09:35

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:15

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 11, 2021 01:44

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