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i left my coffee mug on the table and my cats drank some and now they want to be little business men, one of them signed up for an MBA program, I don't know how I'm ever going to pay for that 'itll pay for it self ' he says. they are both full of hubris |
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that mba is NOT gonna pay for itself, this is exactly how you get frat cats
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Aug 11, 2021 14:45
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Tell them they'll need to get jobs to help support you if that's the kind of lifestyle they're demanding!
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Aug 11, 2021 15:01
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how old are they, 5 or so? it's likely a phase imo
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Aug 11, 2021 16:10
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Aug 11, 2021 16:19
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45% of university of Phoenix degrees are given to house cats
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Aug 11, 2021 16:33
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i'm $30,000 in debt for whisker's student loans but it's worth it because he is so drat proud of himself
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Aug 11, 2021 16:35
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I bet there’s like grants and scholarships for cats, OP. might help out a bit financially.
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 11, 2021 17:56
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dogs getting into harvard because of arfirmative action is the next big issue the dog/cat struggle
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a cat with a tie and briefcase would be pretty cute though
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:a cat with a tie and briefcase would be pretty cute though  u right, u right
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 11, 2021 18:07
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Stoner Sloth posted:catpitalists AKA nekonomics |
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Percy Teatwillow posted:
Bowler upon his head and brolly in hand, a busy cat banker heads into the City. Rumor has it he and his associates at J.P. Meowgan are planning a hostile takeover of longtime City rival Barklays
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Bowler upon his head and brolly in hand, a busy cat banker heads into the City. Rumor has it he and his associates at J.P. Meowgan are planning a hostile takeover of longtime City rival Barklays Those fat cats on Wall Street are at it again! |
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Aug 11, 2021 18:25
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Oooooh yeh! Cuppa coffee for the big cat!
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Percy Teatwillow posted:
briefcase is actually a litter box but also holds important paperwork
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Aug 11, 2021 19:06
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Percy Teatwillow posted:
m'business
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Percy Teatwillow posted:
My cat printed out this image and it's now a fixture of his desk ( formerly my squatty potty) |
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Aug 12, 2021 02:16
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my cat has figured out how to use the computer to order business cards. they arrived today. there's nothing on them (cats still can't read or write) but they have a goddamn watermark. you're making me look bad, fluffy.
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Manifisto posted:my cat has figured out how to use the computer to order business cards. they arrived today. there's nothing on them (cats still can't read or write) but they have a goddamn watermark. you're making me look bad, fluffy. being shamed by my cat's far superior resume
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Aug 12, 2021 13:13
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realizing that skittles my shorthair tabby has an extensive linkedin page based almost entirely on his picture portfolio but also strengthened by his multiple liberal arts degrees
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Luvcow posted:realizing that skittles my shorthair tabby has an extensive linkedin page based almost entirely on his picture portfolio but also strengthened by his multiple liberal arts degrees didn't realize harvard had a degree for watching songbirds behind a window and chattering your teeth, guess you learn something every day
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Manifisto posted:didn't realize harvard had a degree for watching songbirds behind a window and chattering your teeth, guess you learn something every day $80,000 well spent
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Manifisto posted:didn't realize harvard had a degree for watching songbirds behind a window and chattering your teeth, guess you learn something every day Yeah my cat did his undergrad in grabbing something against your belly and kicking it with you back legs while staring wild-eyed, getting too worked up and pausing for a second then running away like it's the end of the world |
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consider yourselves lucky. my poor girl, Cat Zeta-Jones, had a promising future ahead of her before…. well, you know. sometimes catnip addiction can be managed, but other times…….. I just want her to know that I loved her.
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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