i would like to eat a foot long hamburger

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AARD VARKMAN

every food should be sold and measured by the foot. the two main food groups already are (hot dogs, fruit by the foot). well i think the remaining food groups, like hamburgers, and pizza, should also be sold by the foot.

artists conception( do NOT steal ):

# ? Aug 12, 2021 18:34

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# ? May 12, 2024 05:21

AARD VARKMAN

also side note, if you decide to draw a foot long hamburger in mspaint, i recommend not using a trackpad, because it takes loving forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

# ? Aug 12, 2021 18:35

Ventral EggSac

Is the diameter a foot or it is oblong

# ? Aug 12, 2021 19:33

AARD VARKMAN

Ventral EggSac posted:

Is the diameter a foot or it is oblong

thats a good question. i think it would be oblong; the width of a normal burger but the length of a foot.

if it was a foot wide hamburger, i would say diameter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

# ? Aug 12, 2021 19:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

thinking of the implications of ground beef in traditional wiener form

# ? Aug 12, 2021 20:34

Ventral EggSac

I can get behind that

# ? Aug 12, 2021 20:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"so it's like you grind up the dicks and then reassemble them in the shape of a tube steak so that you're less likely to choke... "

# ? Aug 12, 2021 20:36

Khanstant

burger king used to have a loong hamburger, basically two patties side by side with a longer bun to trap the meat

# ? Aug 12, 2021 20:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Khanstant posted:

burger king used to have a loong hamburger, basically two patties side by side with a longer bun to trap the meat

slamming the bun down fast enough to trap the meat before it scurries away

# ? Aug 12, 2021 21:09

Jinh

Luvcow posted:

thinking of the implications of ground beef in traditional wiener form

your dreams have come true

# ? Aug 12, 2021 21:29

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

a few places near here make hamburger subs, which is this on a sub roll. i do recommend it

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^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Aug 12, 2021 21:46

Prof. Crocodile

just thinkin about a foot long mushroom Swiss burg�

# ? Aug 12, 2021 21:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP would you dip the burger? In what? This question is not optional.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:29

AARD VARKMAN

Mormon Nailer posted:

OP would you dip the burger? In what? This question is not optional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE&t=13s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:35

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Aardvark! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE&t=13s

Ayyyyyyyyy

# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Jinh posted:

your dreams have come true

i'm in

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

Jinh posted:

your dreams have come true

THIS IS A HOTDOG BY ANOTHER NAME

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:33

Prof. Crocodile

another success story, from byob where burger dreams come true, provided that they are dreams of eating burgers and not dreams belonging to burgers themselves although who knows I guess.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:50

Stoner Sloth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

another success story, from byob where burger dreams come true, provided that they are dreams of eating burgers and not dreams belonging to burgers themselves although who knows I guess.

am i a yobber dreaming im a burger, or a burger dreaming im a yobber?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:40