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Hi everyone and welcome to the unchill post zone. I call it that because every post in here needs to be warmed through. Please make sure your posts are toasty warm to avoid spread of harmful bacteria that can source from raw uncooked posts. Thank you.
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Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 14, 2021 06:50
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No!!! My post is too hot now and it's scalding my fingers!!! 
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Aug 14, 2021 07:11
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Hi all! I hope you are enjoying the hot toasty posts in this thread! Just in case of the unlikely event the heat gets a little out of control, it is important for everyone to locate the fire extinguisher and at least one person who knows how to operate it. Thank you 😊 |
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Aug 14, 2021 07:19
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Putting my post about all the different kinds of fish in the posting microwave while at work
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Aug 14, 2021 07:33
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FIRE! MAGMA! LAVA! HOT COALS!!! A RAGING INFERNO IN A FIREWORKS WAREHOUSE!!!!!!
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Aug 14, 2021 12:08
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How Wonderful! posted:Putting my post about all the different kinds of fish in the posting microwave while at work gently caress, I was going to put my post about popcorn in there and forget about out for seven to ten minutes. |
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Aug 14, 2021 12:51
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wrapping my post in tin foil, positioning it on the engine block, and going for a nice drive to heat things through
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Aug 14, 2021 14:39
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ugh, my post is cold rear end freakin hell poo poo but only in the middle
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Aug 14, 2021 14:41
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Manifisto posted:wrapping my post in tin foil, positioning it on the engine block, and going for a nice drive to heat things through That was one of my favourite Chicken Cheese posts from the original thread. Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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Aug 14, 2021 14:51
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nut posted:ugh, my post is cold rear end freakin hell poo poo but only in the middle Bruh you gotta use the little cardboard thingy when you heat your post otherwise the take is lukewarm at best |
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Aug 14, 2021 14:59
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Mormon Nailer posted:Bruh you gotta use the little cardboard thingy when you heat your post otherwise the take is lukewarm at best ohhh 
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Aug 14, 2021 15:12
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nut posted:ohhh Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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Aug 14, 2021 15:16
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Aug 14, 2021 15:47
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sssssssssskkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww im a big loud bird skrawing all over skraw ksraw skraw |
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Aug 14, 2021 16:16
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by the way, this is the heating device included in every soldier's ration of SRPs (Shitposts Ready to Post). when you're in the trenches it can be hard to think of the perfect opportunity to post "crang" or "knife to meet you," srps make posting easy for even the most beleaguered troop.
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Aug 14, 2021 16:18
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letting my warm fresh posts go cold on the coffee table while I lurk.
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Aug 14, 2021 20:23
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But I like my posts room temperature
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Aug 14, 2021 21:27
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Rock or something |
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Aug 14, 2021 21:29
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rear end-penny posted:letting my warm fresh posts go cold on the coffee table while I lurk. Zil posted:But I like my posts room temperature Guys no your posts are getting chilled ... Oh god oh gently caress I left my posts in the oven oh gently caress 
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Aug 14, 2021 21:33
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Oh gently caress 
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Aug 14, 2021 21:33
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Aug 14, 2021 21:34
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 girl help my post is on fire
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Aug 14, 2021 21:39
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Aug 14, 2021 21:41
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Tiny Myers posted:
 Alright, alright, problem solved. |
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Aug 14, 2021 21:45
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cough cough
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Aug 14, 2021 21:52
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I told you, you have to really really watch your posting! |
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Aug 14, 2021 21:55
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only you can prevent posting fires
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Aug 14, 2021 22:08
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Has Smoky the Posting Bear taught us nothing? |
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Aug 15, 2021 02:00
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Nuke My Posts |
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Aug 15, 2021 02:13
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Somebody call 9 1 1, shorty posts burning on the dancefloor |
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Aug 15, 2021 02:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZba-P7R18 No way - No way / No way - No way Fuega Ha-ha Fuega girls Me mind on fire - Me soul on fire - I'm chill (not not not) Party people - All around me I'm chill (not not not) What to do - On a night like this From this heat - a blister We need a party song - An environmental kablam Light the fuse and go boom boom boom Yeah we go boom boom boom I'm chill (not not not) - I'm chill (not not not) - I'm scorched See people sweating - Hear people panting - I'm chill (not not not) Keep up this spirit - Come on let's do it - I'm chill (not not not) It's in the air - immolation time Radiant heat - incinerate your mind We have this party song - An environmental kablam Light the fuse and go boom boom boom Yeah we go boom boom boom I'm chill (not not not) - I'm chill (not not not) - I'm scorched Ha-ha No way - No way / No way - No way No way - No way / No way - No way Fuega Ha-ha Fuega girls Chill in the party - (not not not) Chill in the party - (not not not) They come to the party know what they got They come to the party know what they got I'm hot - You're hot - He's hot - She's hot I'm hot - You're hot - He's hot - She's hot (Real hot) - (Real hot) - (Real hot) - (Real hot)H A-ha-ha - I'm scorched How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) END https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 15, 2021 03:08
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My loins |
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Aug 15, 2021 03:59
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See, tiny Myers discovered the hard way, to safely warm your posts, don't use flame or cooking appliances. Tuck them in the hammock for the kitty to snuggle with. That should warm them up nicely. And for a bonus, the judge won't get all upset about ignoring her orders regarding heat sources.
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
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Aug 15, 2021 04:01
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Tiny Myers posted:cough cough Pouring one out for an falling heroe.
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
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