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That Purpose Is: I realized this tiny mystery scab isn't healing because it's probably not a scab -- it's probably a tick -- and I am not tweezing a tick out of my thigh while sober ::anime mushroom sigh:: fml i cant believe i have to do this im such a PUSSY |
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i believe in u, tweeze hard with conviction imagine all of byob is holding ur hand while u do it
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Aug 18, 2021 01:24
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can you do the thing where you squeeze around it and it swells up and falls off
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Aug 18, 2021 01:25
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give the tick psilocybin causing it to reconsider its entire world view |
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nut posted:i believe in u, tweeze hard with conviction imagine all of byob is holding ur hand while u do it your friend sk posted:can you do the thing where you squeeze around it and it swells up and falls off Bo-Pepper posted:give the tick psilocybin causing it to reconsider its entire world view and half wanting to hallucinate cool dragons on shrooms again |
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Aug 18, 2021 01:33
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while i slowly drink claw #2, i'd like to say I am NEVER chilling on my balcony and reading again* this tick surely came from the Big Cool Tree right next to my balcony idk *i will definitely do this again because it's chill |
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Aug 18, 2021 01:45
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presumably you are also getting the tick a little drunk as well, it's really the compassionate thing to do
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Aug 18, 2021 01:48
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Manifisto posted:presumably you are also getting the tick a little drunk as well, it's really the compassionate thing to do like who is better evolved to tolerate alcohol, ME, A COOL SPACE MONKEY, or some stupid rear end bug |
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Aug 18, 2021 01:50
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https://youtu.be/peHNOqhCETc here's ur tick pulling soundtrack OP. It will give u added confidence |
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Aug 18, 2021 01:56
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Areola Grande posted:https://youtu.be/peHNOqhCETc it was a scab which is concerning since it didn't like fall off/heal in a timely manner, but whatever melanoma is probably better than a tick bite right..? let me just quickly confirm this good news on WebMD........ . .. |
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congratulations on being tick free. I would never let something I wasn't 100% sure was a scab stay on my body overnight but maybe that's just me.
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glad it came off, hope it wasn't anything serious back when i was growing up we had paralysis ticks - those things are pretty scary cause even one or two of them can kill a horse if they're left there (marsupials though, especially bandicoots, are quite resistant but most others mammals are not) i remember having to check everytime you went and played in the long grass and occasionally having to get them removed if you do have ticks, treatment is usually to use pyrethrin based insect repellents (even though they're arachnids it works) or moistened bicarbonate of soda. you want to treat them twice within about a minute and then leave them and they should fall off over a 24 hour period. the advantage of this over yanking them off with tweezers is that it stops the mouthparts getting pulled off and remaining stuck in you leading to potential infection - if you have no alternative to doing so then make sure you treat them with an antiseptic! |
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Vei posted:i'm srsly curious if you can kill ticks by hitting a certain BAC i was mad curious of this myself so this is what google had to say: “ Ticks do not take enough of your blood to imbibe a large quantity of alcohol (which by now is highly diluted in the blood stream), and further, if you did have enough alcohol in your blood to kill an attached tick, you have bigger problems than the tick; for example, alcohol poisoning.” so it seems that no, you can’t kill a tick with a high enough BAC. sorry friend 
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 19, 2021 12:23
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What if we...Drank with a porpose! |
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proposing to a drunk |
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Stoner Sloth posted:proposing to a drunk are you coming onto me? no i always drink with a purpose, trying to forget the last 34 years ever happened.
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rear end-penny posted:are you coming onto me? stop hitting yourself friend, let's eat some mushrooms and figure out *why* they did ---------------- |
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rear end-penny posted:are you coming onto me? 
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Aug 20, 2021 16:42
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while it's a good time, it's also dangerous. the porpoise can really hold his liquor; he'll drink you under the table
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Aug 20, 2021 19:28
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a shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer |
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idiotsavant posted:a shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer not only are there sharks in my moat, the sharks are absolutely poo poo faced at all times
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Aug 20, 2021 20:46
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save a horse, ride a drunk shark |
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Aug 20, 2021 20:52
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idiotsavant posted:save a horse, ride a drunk shark in a cornfield late at night sitting on a wheezing shark, imploring it to start moving before the farmer realizes you tore up his fields again
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BRB going down to the moat to go check the BAC of my sharks, make sure it's high enough. |
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glory be to summer |
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idiotsavant posted:a shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer |
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today i found my spirit animals https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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