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I lost one of my closest friends to the BSB (no I dare not utter its name in full). this will be a place for those of us who have suffered. lovers, sisters, brothers, children, parents, friends, who all saw a loved make it shake all the way past those city limits for each and everyone one of you that stood by helpless and didn’t know what to heel, toe, docie do |
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Anthony got down and I said nothing he turned around and I said nothing then he went to town and there was no one left to say anything to
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Aug 22, 2021 13:09
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when I was 16 or 17, i got my first job ever at texas roadhouse as a busser. thankfully, we were exempt from participating, but i remember every hour on the hour all of the servers would have to stop what they were doing and line dance to one of like, eight songs, chief among them was the ol’ BSB. it was wild lmao edit: oh god, or the loving watermelon crawl. unngggHhH that poo poo SUCKED. i am definitely a victim of those two songs Percy Teatwillow fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Aug 22, 2021
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 22, 2021 13:22
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Percy Teatwillow posted:loving watermelon crawl. unngggHhH that poo poo SUCKED. *sits cross legged on the floor, hands under chin, waiting for more* |
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Aug 22, 2021 13:46
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every once in a while I look up from my cardboard box outside rite aid and I see my old black lab Bart rolling coal in my f-150 as he wags his tail and cranks the bsb
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Aug 22, 2021 14:35
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in my community we were mostly unaffected by the boot scootin boogie, but the tragedy of achy breaky heart can not be overstated.
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Aug 22, 2021 14:46
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Dad got down, turned around, and went to town. That was the last we ever saw of him. I found out later he had done this to several other families. |
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Aug 22, 2021 15:00
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Escape From Noise posted:Dad got down, turned around, and went to town. That was the last we ever saw of him. I found out later he had done this to several other families. My ma did this. She bought a pack of Camels, a burrito, and a Barq's, and crossed against the light, made a beeline for the park. Never saw her again. I'd like to think my ma and yer dad are out there having the time of their lives. |
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Aug 22, 2021 15:21
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Mormon Nailer posted:My ma did this. She bought a pack of Camels, a burrito, and a Barq's, and crossed against the light, made a beeline for the park. Never saw her again. I can almost hear their boots scootin' together at some hootenanny at a roadhouse, miles from anywhere. |
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Aug 22, 2021 15:53
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nut's long absent dad stands at a convenience store counter about to pay for a pack of smokes, his eyes linger on a rack of planters peanuts and his feet instinctively start tapping and scooting their way to the door as he throws a stack of loose bills toward the cashier
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Aug 22, 2021 15:55
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As the small town in rural America has declined, more and more families are unable to go to it. We're entering a generation of shattered outcasts from the American dream, rural decedents of blue-collar workers whose grandparents, mothers, and fathers were able to get down, turn around, and go to town, but the promise of that sacred progression of the American dream has been shattered as manufacturing centers decline and jobs move away to the big cities. Now as rural America declines and our agricultural and manufacturing based communities slowly fail, we find ourselves willing to get down and turn around, but unable to find a recognizable town to go to. Left without prospects, our children are forced to get down, turn around, and snort it down: Opioid Boogie. |
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Aug 22, 2021 16:48
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"The only thing we have to fear, is BSB!" -FDR (after trying to keep away from Run Around Sue) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 22, 2021 17:20
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Gameko posted:As the small town in rural America has declined, more and more families are unable to go to it. 
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Aug 22, 2021 17:26
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Luvcow posted:every once in a while I look up from my cardboard box outside rite aid and I see my old black lab Bart rolling coal in my f-150 as he wags his tail and cranks the bsb Luvcow posted:nut's long absent dad stands at a convenience store counter about to pay for a pack of smokes, his eyes linger on a rack of planters peanuts and his feet instinctively start tapping and scooting their way to the door as he throws a stack of loose bills toward the cashier
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Aug 22, 2021 17:33
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Is your child doing BSB? If your child's bedroom looks like this: [displays photo of old-timey saloon movie set], BSB might be taking place! |
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Aug 22, 2021 17:59
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Bartender asks, says, "hams, what'll it be?" I want a post from that lurker yonder lookin at me The trashed crew's hoppin And it's weirder than the Fourth of July |
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Aug 22, 2021 18:19
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I was not all that worried when brenda showed up in a new cadillac--hey, who doesn't need a nice new car sometimes just to feel good about themselves? it was the blackjack that got me officially concerned; brenda had never gambled in her life and said she hated cards, but there she was, taking the cadillac at all hours to play blackjack with god knows who. and then . . . it was like an icepick through my heart . . . she started meeting people out back, and I knew. the unholy trinity, the wages of boot scootin' sin. that was six years ago and my ears still perk up every time I hear the rumble of a cadillac engine, but it's never brenda 
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Aug 22, 2021 18:36
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This most current outbreak of bsb has been traced to a small town gas station known as 'dumas walker's' Patient zero hung out for 30 minutes, ordering a slawburger, fries, and a bottle of skii He exposed as many as 75 people to bsb. ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2021 03:25
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 lmaoing so much I have 2 read three posts and then take a breather lolol
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Aug 23, 2021 04:27
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these boots were made for scootin
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Aug 23, 2021 05:02
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For further analysis, we turn now to the scientists who discovered BSB, Doctors Kix Brooks and Ronald Dunn -- gentlemen, BSB has lead to tragic ends for so many families over the years and yet we are no closer to a treatment. Why is that...?Armitag3 posted:*sits cross legged on the floor, hands under chin, waiting for more* from my experience, the song got a lot of airplay in the rural south, as the niche of anti-dui songs in country music had been ignored up until Tracy Byrd came along. |
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Aug 23, 2021 14:51
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My wife: (examining my boots) Are these scoot marks? Me: Um um um I can quit whenever I want |
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Aug 23, 2021 15:55
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concerned because i heard my kid was doing lines but relieved to hear it was only snorting cocaine |
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Aug 23, 2021 20:09
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canyoneer posted:concerned because i heard my kid was doing lines but relieved to hear it was only snorting cocaine
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Aug 23, 2021 20:13
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law and order sunglasses guy after a bsb bust: "looks like they're booked and done" |
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Aug 23, 2021 20:21
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loudly reciting maritime law as everyone around me does the cha cha slide |
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Aug 23, 2021 20:25
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canyoneer posted:concerned because i heard my kid was doing lines but relieved to hear it was only snorting cocaine
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Aug 23, 2021 21:30
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A nationwide movement to provide skanking instruction in public school gym classes is ultimately ineffective at reducing youth bsb victims. |
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Aug 23, 2021 22:34
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Nationwide "Give the scoot the boot" a massive failure as it accidentally promoted line dancing. |
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