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Where are the goddamn jetpacks? Is there a DIY solution or something I just wanna fly around
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I fly every single day... IN MY IMAGINATION, OP
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Sep 3, 2021 23:27
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Iiii just wanna fly
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Sep 3, 2021 23:28
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Iiii just wanna fly put your arms around me baby
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Sep 3, 2021 23:46
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Big Scary Owl posted:Where are the goddamn jetpacks? Is there a DIY solution or something I just wanna fly around jetpacks will just set your rear end on fire
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Sep 3, 2021 23:46
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they can't invent safe jetpacks because so many fat people weigh 600 lbs. youi would need a small nuclear reactor inside to lift all that leg and thigh meat. maybe if you fat people would lose weight, we would all be able to progress towards the future.
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Sep 3, 2021 23:48
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And Tyler Too! posted:jetpacks will just set your rear end on fire Wrong, you just need to be popeye strong to fly them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHk13Xa8dqI (btw, all around the world statues crumble for me)
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Sep 3, 2021 23:48
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That's for the birds, OP.
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Sep 3, 2021 23:49
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Hell Yeah posted:they can't invent safe jetpacks because so many fat people weigh 600 lbs. youi would need a small nuclear reactor inside to lift all that leg and thigh meat. maybe if you fat people would lose weight, we would all be able to progress towards the future. fat people weighing down society again 
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Sep 3, 2021 23:51
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Big Scary Owl posted:Where are the goddamn jetpacks? The stormtroopers have them. They fly now.
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Sep 3, 2021 23:51
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YeahTubaMike posted:The stormtroopers have them. They fly now?!
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Sep 3, 2021 23:58
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You can fly, only downwards
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Sep 4, 2021 00:00
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Just move to Colorado and get some good weed. The elevation adds to the experience.
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Sep 4, 2021 00:01
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get some mescaline, whatever that is, apparently its the only way to fly
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Sep 4, 2021 00:03
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every once in a while i have flying dreams still. like if i flap my arms just right i just float away. sometimes very realistic and i wake up thinking i figured it out. i actually cant fly in real life though.
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Sep 4, 2021 00:10
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https://www.controller.com/listings/search?Category=5&sort=2
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Sep 4, 2021 00:28
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:every once in a while i have flying dreams still. like if i flap my arms just right i just float away. sometimes very realistic and i wake up thinking i figured it out. i actually cant fly in real life though. gently caress, I wish I had flying dreams. I had a lucid dream once and I flew in that. It was very cool. Like how come we don't fly yet, for real. gently caress planes. I want solo flying. Just me and the wind. Hell yea
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Sep 4, 2021 00:29
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its all nice on rice posted:They fly now?! They fly now!
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Sep 4, 2021 00:30
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i wonder if my dog has flying dreams where he actually catches the bird
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Sep 4, 2021 00:30
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Jetpack is broke af. You get you a wizard to give you some sick rear end wings or some poo poo.
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Sep 4, 2021 00:44
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YeahTubaMike posted:The stormtroopers have them. I thought the Rocketeer stopped that.
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Sep 4, 2021 01:10
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in my flying dreams there's never any actual mechanism flying me, I just kind of jump and concentrate and never come down unless I lose my concentration. no wings or jetpacks or any nonsense like that, just flying
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Sep 4, 2021 01:14
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you could get into hang gliding op
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Sep 4, 2021 01:18
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maybe try taking a few days off, tug with a bit more intensity than normal, aim at the ground and blast off!
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Sep 4, 2021 01:25
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Just listen to some Rozalla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqugitfTH0
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Sep 4, 2021 01:26
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hell astro course posted:you could get into hang gliding op I did want to get into it but it's expensive where I live. It seems very cool
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Sep 4, 2021 01:41
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Aardvark! posted:in my flying dreams there's never any actual mechanism flying me, I just kind of jump and concentrate and never come down unless I lose my concentration. no wings or jetpacks or any nonsense like that, just flying This is how Goku flies.
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Sep 4, 2021 01:54
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I just wanna die wrap my lips around a shotgun wrap my lips around a shotgun ~sugar ray
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Sep 4, 2021 02:06
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Aardvark! posted:in my flying dreams there's never any actual mechanism flying me, I just kind of jump and concentrate and never come down unless I lose my concentration. no wings or jetpacks or any nonsense like that, just flying That's the real poo poo right there, don't weigh me down with equipment I NEED TO BE FREE! That's also why I don't scuba dive.
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Sep 4, 2021 02:10
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Big Scary Owl posted:I did want to get into it but it's expensive where I live. It seems very cool I hope you can find a way, kites are pretty relaxing too, if you get the chance. It's kinda like upsidedown fishing except you catch the wind.
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Sep 4, 2021 02:19
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Have u tried just get really really high, at the end of the day its close enough
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Sep 4, 2021 03:04
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I don't want to fly. I drive now and I hate it most of the time. Can you imagine all those fools of the road in 3-D?
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Sep 4, 2021 03:09
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Linux Pirate posted:Wrong, you just need to be popeye strong to fly them those are jetfists, not a jetpack 
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Sep 4, 2021 06:19
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It seems to be like $100 lesson on middle America, 1900 for license to fly as an amateur. If you want to own a glider that's another 4 to 6 thousand and you will still have to pay when your want to be pulled up to high altitudes.
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