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I'm a lost fool just trying to find his way to the DnD forum. I rolled a nat 1 and haven't been able to utilize the search function. Can someone guide this old man to water? PS. I would pay in gold, but a river watcher took my last bit of coin.
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Roll for Initiative, stranger
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Sep 4, 2021 05:40
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The Bloop posted:Roll for Initiative, stranger 4... gently caress
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Sep 4, 2021 05:44
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*readies fireball*
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Sep 4, 2021 05:46
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ah theres ur problem, took a wrong turn at Albuquerque welp they removed taking 20 so ur hosed. if you act in character ill give you inspiration for your next roll tho
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Zil posted:*readies fireball* Wait wait wait.... I think I have a feat for this...
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Sep 4, 2021 05:49
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Suck out your dick
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Sep 4, 2021 05:50
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Suck out your dick Ummm. Genitalia does not exist in my created universe thank you.
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Sep 4, 2021 05:52
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https://youtu.be/1an-cWrEnXM
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Sep 4, 2021 05:54
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i cast magic pissile
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Sep 4, 2021 05:55
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i cast magic pissile YEa
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Sep 4, 2021 05:58
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RepeatingMeme posted:ah theres ur problem, took a wrong turn at Albuquerque I look around and see dark, sandy hills ghosting under the moons light. A shadowy figure barely crests the apex as my heart begins to race.. I look to my left and right and realize I was indeed alone. Where had my party gone? Is this a dream? Some sort of illusion? Before I could resolve the questions burning in my mind, a whisper of wind seems to grab my shoulder as a turn around. Larry? What was in that mountain dew at the gas station? He looks at you with dithering eyes and tells you in a calm tone. Your shift isn't over yet fuckface. Go clean the toilet. Confused, you grab a scrubby and head to the toilets.
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Sep 4, 2021 06:00
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I hope you reincarnate as something smarter like a potted plant idk
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Sep 4, 2021 06:01
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Suck up on my dickay
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Sep 4, 2021 06:02
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3965530 here you go, enjoy your stay at DND
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Sep 4, 2021 06:21
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Call Your Grandma posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3965530 /ooc that's just evil
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Sep 4, 2021 06:24
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I cast detect evil upon that link
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Sep 4, 2021 06:29
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I poo poo my pants real bad they are +1 smelly and also im gay
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Sep 4, 2021 06:41
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Call Your Grandma posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3965530 Realm of the broke brains is way too high level for a neophyte like the OP.
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Pawn 17 posted:Realm of the broke brains is way too high level for a neophyte like the OP. Would you have them grind in the CSPAM mines instead?
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