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They say declawing a cat is cruel and it most certainly is. But there is a way to improve your cat way above declawing it. And that is simply to remove it's legs. Now you have a permanent lap kitty that can't escape, even when it wants to. You just have to now manually take the kitty to it's food bowl & litter box when it's time for it to eat and poop. Also would make an excellent pillow for your head. Anyway lets discuss the new invention of the legless kitty. I think it's a good idea and am for it!
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Sep 10, 2021 06:05
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Take legless kitty and put tank treads on it for some serious space station silicon valley poo poo.
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Sep 10, 2021 06:08
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It's like asking why sub bottoms keep buying ballgags and rope when it just results in them getting tied up and hosed, dogs are in fact available if you want something around your house that doesn't hate you.
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Sep 10, 2021 06:13
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Pls don’t cut off your cat’s legs OP. It’s not nice.
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Sep 10, 2021 06:16
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It could still bite you, better remove the head too. Just a torso with a tail. The ideal pet.
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Sep 10, 2021 06:21
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OP, Bonsai Kitten pioneered the idea of
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Sep 10, 2021 06:22
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Knormal posted:It could still bite you, better remove the head too. Just a torso with a tail. The ideal pet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2heW910o7c
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Sep 10, 2021 06:27
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Nestle actually does this with the dairy cows they use for Nesquik. I assume because it cuts down on space.
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Sep 10, 2021 07:28
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Imagine a giraffe with no legs! It could still whip it's head around and wack you!
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Sep 10, 2021 07:52
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I feel like they should lose the tail too. It’ll result in a more elegant aesthetic.
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Sep 10, 2021 08:04
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Linux Pirate posted:Take legless kitty and put tank treads on it for some serious space station silicon valley poo poo. Warfield
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Sep 10, 2021 08:09
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I'm writing a fanfiction, it's a post-apocalyptic take on Garfield, now a cyborg wastelander programmed to march through radioactive Hell forever toward Abu Dhabi where he hopes to find his family. After Jon and Odie were killed he deleted his memories of them and believes Nermal to be his only tie to the past. Little does he know Mecha-Nermal has conquered Abu Dhabi and built an evil citadel, from the throne of which he plans to conquer this barren planet. After discovering that Nermal had kidnapped Jon and Odie and was harvesting their bodies like living batteries he knew that this was his war to fight. Garfield rescues Odie who has been lobotomized and mutated into a hideous war beast. A brainless engine of death and destruction may be just the weapon Cyberfield needs to breach the walls of this impenetrable cardboard fortress The story begins with a cloaked Garfield pushing his way through a vast sandstorm because he heard rumors that there was a pristine pan of lasagna preserved in a cave in a great mountain. As the story progresses and the full extent of the malevolent Nermal's schemes unfurls before him Garfield learns an important lesson about priorities, some things are even more important than lasagna. Here is an excerpt: It has been 100 Mondays since Infernal Nermal's stranglehold on Abu Dhabi was established. I was with him at first. It started cute, he was a playful dictator, mandating time spent with yarnballs or practicing our purrs. He was a kitten full of national pride, so convinced he was that he could reverse this cataclysm and dig his own sandbox of eden with his darling good looks. But the great nuclear sunbeams change us all, and he grew fat with his time basking in their embrace. His mind twisted and his claws along with it, now little remains beyond a ghoulish feline vessel containing all nine malignant souls. My hope is born in the ashes of his whiskers, my hope is born in the empty pans I've melded to my flesh.  Warfield (Image courtesy of Forums Legend Luvcow) "The hardest Road Garfield has ever faced is realizing that he's going to have to defeat Nermal nine times before the job is done."
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Sep 10, 2021 08:12
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I feel like they should lose the tail too. It’ll result in a more elegant aesthetic. Also with their new lower center of gravity due to their new tank tread legs, they won’t need a tail to maintain their balance. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Sep 10, 2021 |
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Sep 10, 2021 08:14
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Treads should be attached ventrally, not to the pelvis. IMO
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Sep 10, 2021 08:23
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We can just settle this now, I have fully redesigned a cat not to be terrible: They are available for free everywhere.
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Sep 10, 2021 08:27
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I feel like they should lose the tail too. It’ll result in a more elegant aesthetic. No you need the tail so you can swing the cat around.
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Sep 10, 2021 09:30
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I'm going to cut the legs off all your tables and chairs op, and all the handles off your knives and forks
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Sep 10, 2021 09:36
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Call me when Bonsai Kitty is a real thing.
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Sep 10, 2021 10:14
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:No you need the tail so you can swing the cat around. Oh it can be used as a defensive weapon. Multi tool cat, nice
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Sep 10, 2021 10:16
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I'm looking into adding new claws on to my cat, more and more claws until she is covered, if possible.
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Sep 10, 2021 10:28
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Caesar Saladin posted:I'm looking into adding new claws on to my cat, more and more claws until she is covered, if possible. 
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Sep 10, 2021 11:12
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Instead of docking my dogs tail, I simply dock the entire dog. With no dog in the house nothing can get broken, except my cold, dogless heart
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Sep 10, 2021 12:08
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The only pussy OP can get is a legless cat lmao Sorry OP, just a little joke about your lack of sexual experience. Hope u don’t mind.
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Sep 10, 2021 15:32
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We should just develop genetic engineering so we can grow designer pets in tubes instead of mutilating pre-existing animals.
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Sep 10, 2021 15:38
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Yaldabaoth posted:We should just develop genetic engineering so we can grow designer pets in tubes instead of mutilating pre-existing animals. We should use genetic engineering to make ourselves into immortal genius supermen, but your idea is good too.
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Sep 10, 2021 17:32
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remember bonsai kitten? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonsai_Kitten
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Sep 10, 2021 17:34
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Three Olives posted:It's like asking why sub bottoms keep buying ballgags and rope when it just results in them getting tied up and hosed, dogs are in fact available if you want something around your house that doesn't hate you. Hating you in particular really does wonders for the reputation of any animal though
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Sep 10, 2021 20:49
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What would axemaniac say?
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deep dish peat moss posted:I'm writing a fanfiction, it's a post-apocalyptic take on Garfield, now a cyborg wastelander programmed to march through radioactive Hell forever toward Abu Dhabi where he hopes to find his family. After Jon and Odie were killed he deleted his memories of them and believes Nermal to be his only tie to the past. Little does he know Mecha-Nermal has conquered Abu Dhabi and built an evil citadel, from the throne of which he plans to conquer this barren planet. Absolutely love this. Make it a series please.
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