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Bonzo posted:I work from home so I'm phone postin' on the toilet while also watching a software demo on Zoom. Pooping at work while working at work is Haram in the pooping at work thread amigo.
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Almost done with most of my daily duties so I'm taking care of a daily doodie
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Nov 3, 2021 17:10
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Poopin n tootin atm
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Nov 3, 2021 18:34
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I thought you could only get cash out of those.
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Nov 3, 2021 18:39
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Its the future
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Nov 3, 2021 18:43
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Dropping it at woooork!
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Nov 16, 2021 20:44
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man gary sure stunk up the bathroom, but i really feel bad for the guy who has to use it after me...which will either be me or gary
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Nov 24, 2021 18:55
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Just enjoyed a massive post-Thanksgiving dump while on the clock. Feels good.
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Nov 26, 2021 17:17
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Remember this time working at Starbucks in about 2010. This homeless guy used to come in every morning to buy a filter coffee and use the bathroom. This was usually fine he seemed a nice enough guy. One day though he took a huge solid poo poo that blocked the toilet. Normally this would be the supervisor’s responsibility to solve but she was giving it the old “thats disgusting I refuse” so she just stuck a sign on the door that said don’t use this bathroom. A couple of hours later another guy started his shift and said he’d take care of it. He went into the bathroom and flushed the toilet again thinking that this would work but it didn’t and poo poo water ended up filling the bowl and pouring out all over the floor. This meant we had to close the store early for the day because you can’t have lovely water all over the floor, it’s a health hazard. The store manager then came down and was loving fuming about having to lose a day’s business because we didn’t unblock the toilet properly. He made us all stand in a row and gave us all a massive bollocking like we were at school or something. Then he made us walk over to the bathroom and watch as he shoved his hand down into the lovely water and pull out one of the biggest turds I’ve ever seen. How I managed not to burst out laughing whilst he was stood there waving a giant poo poo around and shouting “THAT WAS ALL YOU HAD TO DO!! THAT WAS ALL YOU HAD TO DO!!” I’m not even sure of to this day
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Nov 26, 2021 18:55
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Chrs posted:Remember this time working at Starbucks in about 2010. This homeless guy used to come in every morning to buy a filter coffee and use the bathroom. This was usually fine he seemed a nice enough guy. One day though he took a huge solid poo poo that blocked the toilet. Normally this would be the supervisor’s responsibility to solve but she was giving it the old “thats disgusting I refuse” so she just stuck a sign on the door that said don’t use this bathroom. A couple of hours later another guy started his shift and said he’d take care of it. He went into the bathroom and flushed the toilet again thinking that this would work but it didn’t and poo poo water ended up filling the bowl and pouring out all over the floor. and this is why you'll never be a captain of industry
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Nov 26, 2021 19:37
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Chrs posted:Remember this time working at Starbucks in about 2010. This homeless guy used to come in every morning to buy a filter coffee and use the bathroom. This was usually fine he seemed a nice enough guy. One day though he took a huge solid poo poo that blocked the toilet. Normally this would be the supervisor’s responsibility to solve but she was giving it the old “thats disgusting I refuse” so she just stuck a sign on the door that said don’t use this bathroom. A couple of hours later another guy started his shift and said he’d take care of it. He went into the bathroom and flushed the toilet again thinking that this would work but it didn’t and poo poo water ended up filling the bowl and pouring out all over the floor. Holy gently caress lmao. I wait until our designated breaks are over to take a poo poo. The rest of the 50 or so people that waste their whole break for one of two bathrooms(that aren't a 1/4 mile walk away), truly are beyond help. How could you be so dumb? Okay well actually American capitalism is founded on their mass ignorance.
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Nov 26, 2021 19:45
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swung by the office to grab some mail while i was there i SITTED N' SHITTED was great. peaceful. relaxing. no one there.
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Nov 27, 2021 23:01
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Pooping at home rn hope it’s okay to post here
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Nov 28, 2021 04:20
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I now have a job but I haven't been into the office yet I am so waiting to poo poo on the government dime I have, however, poo poo from my home office
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Nov 28, 2021 04:28
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a new study bible! posted:Pooping at home rn hope it’s okay to post here With so many now working from home, many of us are making GBS threads at home, but it’s gotta be on the clock. Someone’s gotta be paying you during the time when you poo poo. If you’re just pooping recreationally, get the gently caress outta here with that bullshit. ITT, pooping is serious business. 
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Nov 28, 2021 04:34
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In 2022 lets log how long we spend making GBS threads on the clock and figure out how much time out of the year the boss spent paying us to take shits
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Nov 28, 2021 11:32
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Chrs posted:In 2022 lets log how long we spend making GBS threads on the clock and figure out how much time out of the year the boss spent paying us to take shits If you have an app for this I will absolutely do it.
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Nov 28, 2021 23:51
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Jose Oquendo posted:If you have an app for this I will absolutely do it. There's a bunch of them, the one that came up first on Google is called "PooPays"
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Nov 29, 2021 00:05
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 this business is committing a crime
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Nov 30, 2021 16:39
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Scrotum Modem posted:
ASBOAB All small business owners are bastards
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Nov 30, 2021 16:46
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Scrotum Modem posted:
I also would have punched a hole in the door and half ripped the knob off after reading that sign I mean probably not really, but I would have wanted to
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Nov 30, 2021 17:01
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sat there today until the lights went off blessed
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Nov 30, 2021 21:53
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Necropooping this thread. They opened the office back up and someone just knocked on my stall door. Dude you can see it's closed.
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Mar 15, 2022 14:20
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well, did you invite them in or not?
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Mar 15, 2022 15:40
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A gentleman never kisses and tells
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Mar 15, 2022 17:10
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Always say, "Come in"
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Mar 15, 2022 18:38
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Saalkin posted:A gentleman never kisses and tells But a lunatic always shits and yells
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Mar 15, 2022 18:46
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Can't wait to get back in the office and get yelled at for taking my laptop into the toilet. "Excuse me, it's a productivity multiplier. Things like this are why we are more productive at home."
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Mar 15, 2022 18:50
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I have a new job where im mainly on the road so pooping at work has become somewhat of an inconvenient mission and I cant just eat whatever for lunch willy nilly
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Mar 15, 2022 19:00
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Our time clock is in the break room right next to the shitter so I clocked in this morning and then immediately went in and took a nice relaxing fifteen minute dook, it was pretty cool. Didn't even have to stop walking. I mean, I didn't stop walking until I sat down to dook. I didn't take a walking dook. Not here. Not yet.
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Mar 16, 2022 13:37
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clocking in to poo poo is a good fukcing techinque imo
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Mar 16, 2022 13:43
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I haven't taken a nice poop at work in awhile, every time I plop down some jerk is jiggling the handle and if I ignore it they start knocking. If the chick's room is occupied I use the guy's and then get weird looks as I walk out. Day off though! Gonna take a nice relaxing poop here at home. Wish I was getting paid, but I can probably find a dime or two outside later.
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Mar 16, 2022 13:49
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I HAVE ACHIEVED GODHOOD. I NOW POOP ON 3 DIFFERENT COMPANIES TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY!
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Mar 16, 2022 14:31
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Treecko posted:I haven't taken a nice poop at work in awhile, every time I plop down some jerk is jiggling the handle and if I ignore it they start knocking. If the chick's room is occupied I use the guy's and then get weird looks as I walk out. How unfair to workers wanting an uninterrupted poop (which should be a basic human right). Why not start a petition to add more toilet cubicles for women. Siign the first line with an illegible squiggle so it's not obvious you started the petition.
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Mar 16, 2022 17:46
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just did a movement
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:
i found it
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May 9, 2022 21:08
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fyi i pooped twice today - once at work and once at home, both absloutley on the clock
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I pooped at work twice today. Full disclosure: I work from home. Fuller disclosure: I have a stomach bug and both poops were in my pants.
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