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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I got the vaccine and my dick became huge and OP's fiancee moved in with me.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



See, you're better off without that vapid woman. My balls have been absolutely gargantuan since I got the vaccine, and my girl has never loved me more

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The vaccine made me grow a third ball and now my virility is unmatched

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I got the vaccine and now I have complete telekinetic control of all balls

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

at first it made all the hair on my big vaxed balls fall off but then it grew back like dog fur

also i can now lick my own balls

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I can also now lick that guy's hairy balls

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

only if you give me a treat and scratch behind my ears

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Comirnaty turned me into a Dog-Man.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I got the vaccine and my dick and balls now grow on command and get wifi and citizens band radio

Guess I got the macrochip version

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

I got the vaccine and I grew huge titties which IS AWESOME because they are delightful to play with

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I don't know why everyone just assumes Nicki Minaj's cousin who lives in T&T only has friends in that country. Maybe her cousin's friend lives in Asia and is a pig.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

kntfkr posted:

Girls who want balls
Who like balls to be girls
Who do boys like they're balls
Who do girls like they're balls
Always should be someone you really love

i got it in a crowded room
where people go for their vaccine dose 2
here's what began inside those walls
the story of enormous balls

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
Some balls will grow with rarity
Some grow because they're blessed
But when they grow from vaccine shots
They're the balls that grow the best
My balls are now enlarging
In width and depth and height
It's my belief that my big balls
Are growing every night

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Girls don't like boys
Girls like balls and money

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
What happens if you dont have balls, do you grow some?

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
Sounds like a case of Giant Balls Syndrome (GBS)

Nobody wants GBS. Everyone should avoid GBS whenever possible.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's more of a spectrum

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