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Is the thing you're into sexually a crime or an abomination that cannot exist in nature? Then learn to draw!
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Sep 26, 2021 05:58
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If you are in to weird stuff, like heavily armed, potentially lactating reptile ladies, the internet is a place to meet those that share your fetish...
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Sep 26, 2021 15:30
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Can't shoot for poo poo? Use a stable foreign position or w rest or really literally anything but standing on your tail.
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Sep 26, 2021 15:42
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Train your abs until you can stand on your tail perfectly still
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Sep 26, 2021 15:59
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You can save time by referring to snake abs as snabs
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Sep 26, 2021 17:18
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Working out your core comes with a variety of health benefits, including preventing/reducing back pain! Everyone should do it to some degree.
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Sep 26, 2021 17:22
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You don't need to work out your cores at all. You can just eat them. It's fine. If anything it's just more fibre. You won't grow an apple tree in your stomach or anything absurd like that. Plants produce fruit so that you'll eat the seeds and poo poo them out. You're abusing nature/God or whatever you want to call it, if you don't.
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Sep 26, 2021 17:53
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Harry_Potato posted:So the hack here is: Just the tip.
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Sep 26, 2021 21:17
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Don't bother telling anyone you're a piece of poo poo! they already know.
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Sep 26, 2021 21:47
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If you need to take a nap at lunch time, do it on a crowded sidewalk in a puddle of your own (or someone elses) urine. You can make 2-3 dollars easily while you sleep.
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Sep 27, 2021 14:29
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Existential dread creeping in again? Get a job that works you so hard, you won’t have time to contemplate the sad state of the world and your own impending doom!
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Sep 29, 2021 05:32
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Just fill your car tires entirely with collected spare change instead of air. Then, they can't go flat and you'll never be broke. Just change the tires with new, stupid air ones and you'll get your fortune back from inside the old ones.
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Sep 29, 2021 06:03
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Tie a piece of string around your finger. Eventually it'll fall off.
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Sep 29, 2021 06:06
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Duct tape is a cheap way of reattaching fingers that have fallen off your body with out resorting to costly surgery.
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Sep 29, 2021 09:05
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Tired of renting? Buy a house by becoming a faceless, heartless corporation and then buy up all the single-family houses in the neighborhood to destroy the housing market for anyone that isn’t you, rent them out and then use that money to buy a house!
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Sep 29, 2021 12:00
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Brain poisoned from posting in a politics forum? Randomly open fire into a crowd!
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Sep 29, 2021 14:03
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want to be an activist but too lazy to go outside? call people who disagree with you online fascists, brownshirts, nazis and (this one is the worst), liberals!
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Sep 29, 2021 14:08
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Is the thing you're into sexually a crime or an abomination that cannot exist in nature? Then learn to draw! That's hard. Also, if you are an artist, you might have trouble getting turned on by your own art. Especially your older pieces. Many artists can't look at old work without dwelling on their mistakes and less refined technique. Like many other problems, this is best solved by just having a lot of money and paying others to do it.
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Sep 29, 2021 14:26
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Too drunk to stand? Lie on the ground.
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Sep 29, 2021 15:13
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Too lazy to get out of bed? Just poo poo and piss wherever you want
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Sep 29, 2021 15:28
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat
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Sep 29, 2021 16:34
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if you paid for the whole seat but only needed the edge, ask the manager for a partial refund
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Sep 29, 2021 16:49
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Mozi posted:if you paid for the whole seat but only needed the edge, ask the manager for a partial refund See if you can turn a profit and sublet the remaining seat space to a nice immigrant family.
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Sep 30, 2021 18:42
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To figure out if someone in your workplace/school has a secret crush on you, let it be known that you have a very specific fetish and see who around you alters their appearance to appeal to you better.
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Oct 2, 2021 23:34
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Only wear brown pants so when you poo poo yourself the turd streak blends in.
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