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Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
ok I'll lead my generation (35 now so I can do porn)

5'7" 230

Eztrajx posted:

all my detractors look like this





-bench press
-net worth

or stfu boy







right now I'm in the process of:

-making a one man animation with quality enough to obliterate the artistic legacy of anyone since Picasso
-benching 405lb deadlifting 600lb with low body fat and a 1:30 500m erg time


(as things stand now the framework set for my film and I bench 240 and deadlift 355)


once I hit those goals I just bully the poo poo out of any leader who dares question me, like a left wing Space Marine Trump


gg

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Eztrajx fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Sep 16, 2021

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Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
This is the strategy, you have to give credit where credit is due. Trump is high energy and I have learned from him and sleep 4 hours a night, etc:



the weed is key, not only is it fun as poo poo but it triggers the poo poo out of literal nazis harder than anything short of black guys impregnating pure aaryan women

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-IX

weed is literally the poo poo the nazis were looking for.... if only they had just listened to rap music

Eztrajx fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Sep 16, 2021

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
so basically I left college after 5 years (like 1 credit short of graduation.... not going to get into it but I wasn't going to suck metaphorical dick so I split from the program... this was 2009 before #metoo so there you go)

then I read the internet for 12+ hours a day 365 days a year for 10 years


learned a bunch of stuff, I can talk about a variety of subjects but there are two tangible things that sum everything up:


If the ring of power from Lord of the Rings exists in real life it is this ring:

https://topazius.manyfaceted.com/period/medieval/black-prince-signet-ring/

it is in the louvre


If you want to maintain strength with literally no effort do this exercise routine:

daily
1x1 hex bar deadlift
1x1 dead stop bench press
chinups/pullups
500m erg

no other exercise

you won't be a pro athlete but if you are consistent you will be an above average athlete for literally no effort

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit

quote:

take your meds

quote:

sluggish schizophrenia

post your 1rm bench press and net worth after you make those comments please


240lb
enough so that I can live a hermit lifestyle until I die

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
and if anyone has an actual problem with me I will say this preemptively (I live south of the mason dixon line now) in the most degrading sense possible and something that definitely fits the definition of fighting words.


so these are my, legally speaking, fighting words to my unironic detractors out there:








boy

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
this is another buckshot from the arsenal,
and you know what. booty rappers, stay booty,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6kQ0v1PQ8

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
all my detractors look like this

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82vpIsQ3lX8

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
youtube is fine with literally anything (ie logan/jake paul) except the travis scott e burger


https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZhtmHFgqVj0v/

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
so if logan/jakey want to run against me as president they can probably beat me up (probably)

but in a debate with me it is going to be like prime Tyson vs post injury Christopher Reeves

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
if you want to come into this thread and talk poo poo about me you better be really loving smart (political speaking not like you know biology) and be able to bench 240 otherwise this is my message to you




YOU GONNA BE SECOND STRING ALL YOUR LIFE



BOY

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
so yeah my detractors

these are my legal fighting words








boy

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
boy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_puxvlgLHI

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
you learn all sorts of interesting stuff on the internet like tex watson was 6'1" 160

I was 140lb in high school and I didn't play football because I didn't want to get literally ripped in half

im sure those are an important 20lbs for a guy who thinks he is satan incarnate


yeah take your 160lb rear end around prison and claim to be satan incarnate


LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
we have only one term for 6'1" 160lb "men" in these parts...."tex"




BOY

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
so besides bullying racist pieces of poo poo who have no right to be bullies themselves I also do art


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeG6lEnGDzs

trailer for my animation project

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
"I'm 6'3" 150lbs I could destroy your 5'7" 230lb rear end easily"

nah

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
come on you incel pieces of poo poo who wants to be the first to talk poo poo

Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit

Eztrajx posted:

all my detractors look like this



you talk poo poo in this thread God help you if you look like this boy

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Eztrajx
Aug 23, 2021

by Hand Knit
so like I said I was prepared to become a normie in 2009 until the world tried to get me to suck metaphorical dick


nothing against that to be honest, but I don't want to make a career out of it sorry

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