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magic cactus posted:morpheus (*straining as he does kegels*): what is the matrix? control.
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*Neo, panicking, having just been shown his whole life was a lie* Cypher: He’s gonna pop! *neo curls up in the fetal position on the ground and lets rip a wall-shaking rancid toot before blacking out* https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Red pill, but it's a gummy |
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Flintstones Chewable Red Pill |
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Sep 21, 2021 16:15
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The manosphere now has to find a way to slip the pill past their heads |
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more like brown pill am i right?
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first, your butt hole will realize that the world it knows is just an illusion. then the rest of you will, we assume. but the butt hole thing is for sure. |
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bad guy posted:Red pill, but it's a gummy 10mgs.... of PURE BRAHMA 
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Neo walks through the crowd of people, nearly bumping into all of them. Morpheus is talking, but he's distracted by someone - no, some thing - he sees in the crowd up ahead. As he gets closer he sees it more clearly. It's about 3 and a half feet tall, shorter than the people around him. Morpheus' voice seems distant, unimportant now as he gets a clear look at the creature. It is oblong and fleshy, with wirey black hairs sticking out haphazardly across what seems to be its torso. It has two circular eyes which stare unconcernedly through him as it walks, and a mouth with thin lips pressed together in an unconcerned, but perhaps slightly amused, expression. It has thin arms and hands with 3 fingers on it with no fingernails and short legs which don't seem like they should support its girth. As it walks by, naked, Neo sees that it's rear end portrudes out in what he has to admit is a somewhat pleasing manner, and there is a dick and balls sticking out of the buttcrack, the dick erect and proud, pointing into the sky as the balls flop and dangle. The creature makes eye contact with him. Morpheus suddenly stands right in front of him, stopping him. "Are you listening, Neo, or are you looking at the dickbutt?" "what?" ---------------- |
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empty whippet box posted:Neo walks through the crowd of people, nearly bumping into all of them. Morpheus is talking, but he's distracted by someone - no, some thing - he sees in the crowd up ahead. As he gets closer he sees it more clearly. It's about 3 and a half feet tall, shorter than the people around him. Morpheus' voice seems distant, unimportant now as he gets a clear look at the creature. It is oblong and fleshy, with wirey black hairs sticking out haphazardly across what seems to be its torso. It has two circular eyes which stare unconcernedly through him as it walks, and a mouth with thin lips pressed together in an unconcerned, but perhaps slightly amused, expression. It has thin arms and hands with 3 fingers on it with no fingernails and short legs which don't seem like they should support its girth. As it walks by, naked, Neo sees that it's rear end portrudes out in what he has to admit is a somewhat pleasing manner, and there is a dick and balls sticking out of the buttcrack, the dick erect and proud, pointing into the sky as the balls flop and dangle. The creature makes eye contact with him. https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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empty whippet box posted:Neo walks through the crowd of people, nearly bumping into all of them. Morpheus is talking, but he's distracted by someone - no, some thing - he sees in the crowd up ahead. As he gets closer he sees it more clearly. It's about 3 and a half feet tall, shorter than the people around him. Morpheus' voice seems distant, unimportant now as he gets a clear look at the creature. It is oblong and fleshy, with wirey black hairs sticking out haphazardly across what seems to be its torso. It has two circular eyes which stare unconcernedly through him as it walks, and a mouth with thin lips pressed together in an unconcerned, but perhaps slightly amused, expression. It has thin arms and hands with 3 fingers on it with no fingernails and short legs which don't seem like they should support its girth. As it walks by, naked, Neo sees that it's rear end portrudes out in what he has to admit is a somewhat pleasing manner, and there is a dick and balls sticking out of the buttcrack, the dick erect and proud, pointing into the sky as the balls flop and dangle. The creature makes eye contact with him. |
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empty whippet box posted:Neo walks through the crowd of people, nearly bumping into all of them. Morpheus is talking, but he's distracted by someone - no, some thing - he sees in the crowd up ahead. As he gets closer he sees it more clearly. It's about 3 and a half feet tall, shorter than the people around him. Morpheus' voice seems distant, unimportant now as he gets a clear look at the creature. It is oblong and fleshy, with wirey black hairs sticking out haphazardly across what seems to be its torso. It has two circular eyes which stare unconcernedly through him as it walks, and a mouth with thin lips pressed together in an unconcerned, but perhaps slightly amused, expression. It has thin arms and hands with 3 fingers on it with no fingernails and short legs which don't seem like they should support its girth. As it walks by, naked, Neo sees that it's rear end portrudes out in what he has to admit is a somewhat pleasing manner, and there is a dick and balls sticking out of the buttcrack, the dick erect and proud, pointing into the sky as the balls flop and dangle. The creature makes eye contact with him. Look again. the dick now has a gun between its balls pointing it at neo. |
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empty whippet box posted:Neo walks through the crowd of people, nearly bumping into all of them. Morpheus is talking, but he's distracted by someone - no, some thing - he sees in the crowd up ahead. As he gets closer he sees it more clearly. It's about 3 and a half feet tall, shorter than the people around him. Morpheus' voice seems distant, unimportant now as he gets a clear look at the creature. It is oblong and fleshy, with wirey black hairs sticking out haphazardly across what seems to be its torso. It has two circular eyes which stare unconcernedly through him as it walks, and a mouth with thin lips pressed together in an unconcerned, but perhaps slightly amused, expression. It has thin arms and hands with 3 fingers on it with no fingernails and short legs which don't seem like they should support its girth. As it walks by, naked, Neo sees that it's rear end portrudes out in what he has to admit is a somewhat pleasing manner, and there is a dick and balls sticking out of the buttcrack, the dick erect and proud, pointing into the sky as the balls flop and dangle. The creature makes eye contact with him. |
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A pillbox with compartments Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs-Fri-Sat-Sun and there's a blue and a red pill in each one |
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"It doesn't have everything the body needs," Mouse said, turning towards Neo. "So I, uh, understand you've ran through the agent training program." He smiled creepily. "You know, I wrote that program." "Here it comes," Tank said, sighing. "So what'd you think of it?" "Of what?" Neo said, his brow furrowing. "The dickbutt. I designed it. He uh, well, he doesn't talk very much, but if you'd...like to meet him, well, I can arrange a much more personalized situation." "What the gently caress? Why would I want that?" Neo said, recoiling slightly. "Neo, to deny our own impulses...is to deny ourselves. I know you saw the way its rear end jiggled. I know you saw it's assdick. I spent a lot of time on that dick, Neo. It's perfect. The way the balls hang....the way those giant pubes all over the shaft move in the breeze." "It looked like a monster. I thought I was going to have to shoot it." Neo got up from the table with a look of disgust on his face and began walking out of the mess hall. Mouse shouted after him as he left. "You just hit me up when you're ready, Neo! I know you're curious! I know you want a piece of this! Whenever you're ready, Neo!" Around the corner, Neo paused for a moment and looked back over his shoulder. He reached into his pocket and unfolded a piece of paper with a line drawing of the dickbutt on it. After looking for a moment, he sighed, folded the piece of paper back into his pocket, and kept walking. ---------------- |
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it gives you wings
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