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>TAKE MONKEY
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monkeys only exist in the realm as figurative devices, please don't try to break the realm
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Sep 21, 2021 10:17
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> JOIN > MEET WITH MR JOHNSON
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Sep 21, 2021 10:40
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armitage you have 1000 realm bucks but what
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Sep 22, 2021 01:17
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> READ POLE
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Sep 22, 2021 01:31
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echinopsis posted:captain foo your balance is $1000 realm bucks >say "what? i'm blind"
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Sep 22, 2021 01:42
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MrQueasy posted:> READ POLE it has symbols you don’t recognise. you’re unsure of their importance, so you take a picture Captain Foo posted:>say "what? i'm blind" the realm master recognises this request was intended to be instigated before the man left, and so when you said this to him before he left, he didn’t believe you, but didn’t want to start any poo poo, so he said “you’re full of poo poo mate”, and then stared at your crotch for quite a while
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Sep 22, 2021 02:13
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echinopsis posted:armitage you have 1000 realm bucks but what A Mr Johnson is someone who hires shadowrunners for a job, usually through a fixer
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Sep 22, 2021 09:31
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>EAST >LOOK
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Sep 22, 2021 10:59
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Armitag3 posted:A Mr Johnson is someone who hires shadowrunners for a job, usually through a fixer what the hell do you think this is?? craZY realm???? NEWS FLASH YOU"RE HOMELESS MOTHER FUCKER
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Sep 22, 2021 11:42
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axolotl farmer posted:>EAST you glance over your shoulder. it was a slow move, like how a dog slowly moves toward its prey you raised your eyebrows because you saw someone you knew. someone you knew from when you were younger. a time traveler, in the the sense that they are older now than they were when you knew them. oldness has become them. antique store poo poo ya know what I mean. you're unhappy about it. you're in a fuckin lovely mood and you really cant be hosed going through with the meaningless bullshit you have to do when you see someone from your past
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Sep 22, 2021 11:45
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> eat all oreos
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Sep 22, 2021 12:08
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you look down at your huge gut, then at some of the oreos in your pockets, look back at your gut.. then start to eat every single last oreo the first few are easy but by the 6th one you're already feeling it getting difficult to want to continue soon it will hurt you're gonna have to find some weed or something if you want to eat more than 10 thankfully there's a drug dealer not far away from here. or so you've heard. there's this house people always point to and say its a drug dealers house, and that house aint far away
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Sep 22, 2021 12:45
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> USE CAMERA ON BEEP
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Sep 22, 2021 17:43
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> move west
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Sep 22, 2021 18:30
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MrQueasy posted:> USE CAMERA ON BEEP beep looks at you as you pull out your camera. it’s a big camera and it’s covered in oil, somehow it’s still working. he’s disturbed a bit, but he can’t stop eating these oreos. he is powerless to stop you so you get on your knees and take some close ups of this great humble man. you can see tears in his eyes and you don’t know why Captain Foo posted:> move west you ask everyone to follow you as you move down the road a bit. you’re now in a large car park. there is a whole lot of discarded bed sheets in a large pile
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Sep 22, 2021 23:34
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echinopsis posted:beep looks at you as you pull out your camera. it’s a big camera and it’s covered in oil, somehow it’s still working. > W > HELP DRIVING MINIGAME
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Sep 22, 2021 23:39
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> Burn beeps utilikilt > use ensuing chaos to flee to drug dealers house
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Sep 23, 2021 00:36
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> run to drug dealer house
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Sep 23, 2021 18:13
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> GO TO TAVERN AND INTRODUCE MYSELF AS THE THIEF
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Sep 23, 2021 18:18
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> DEMAND RUMORS AND INFORMATION
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Sep 23, 2021 18:19
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>look beep
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Sep 23, 2021 19:49
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President Beep posted:> run to drug dealer house beep your balance is 833 realm buckeroos so this drug dealers house is around the corner. well you think its the drug dealers house. theres a pair of shoes hanging over the power lines. normally theres no powerlines in this neighbourhood so they put up a small set just on their front yard you get outside the house and have a look around. the street is mostly empty. neighdourhood kinda looks like grove street from grand theft auto san andreas (greasted game every made) well a few streets over. its rough [i]ish. this dude that looks like fred durst - still, in 2021, dresses like early 2000s fred durst - has jsut come out the front door. kinda looks like he was planning to go somewhere, as he was walking to his car. he sees that you're peering over the fence. it's clear to him that you are on captain foos shoudlers. it looks real sus. lol you're hosed what are you goen do echinopsis fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Sep 25, 2021 |
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Sep 25, 2021 12:31
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Armitag3 posted:> GO TO TAVERN AND INTRODUCE MYSELF AS THE THIEF by tavern I assume you mean the drug dealers house so you're there.. captain foo is here and he's holding president peep up on his shoulders a person you will at some stage work out is named "leotard" comes up to you Armitag3 posted:> DEMAND RUMORS AND INFORMATION he looks oddly aat you. its so obvious he thinks the way you talk is loving weird. everyone can tell. everyone is looking at you and its quite embarassing you're not sure what to say after asking "oi, give me the rumers. I WANT THE INFORMATION" coz he's just standing there. and you're just stnainding there two strangers just two peeps (people not pres) looking at each other echinopsis fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Sep 25, 2021 |
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Sep 25, 2021 12:40
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Captain Foo posted:>look beep he's on your shoulders. you sort of cant avoid his legs in your face, but regardless you push your head back to look up. beeps groin smushed by your heed. you can kind of see his torso no. his dad bod is as vibrant as it's ever been.. but this isn't the time for admiring it, you've got work to do
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Sep 25, 2021 12:42
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> eat oreos
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Sep 27, 2021 02:44
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>begin chicken fight
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Sep 27, 2021 16:09
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> kill jester
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Sep 27, 2021 16:39
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>sigh despondently
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Sep 27, 2021 17:36
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dioxazine posted:>sigh despondently this is supposed to be pretend
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Sep 27, 2021 17:37
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> UP
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Sep 27, 2021 17:50
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President Beep posted:this is supposed to be pretend >slap beep trout
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