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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Smythe posted:

can u guys believe that there are people out there who dont post? lmfao. the thought of it is so hosed up. that theyre not cyber-ly talking to like 300 people literally all day preparing edgelord zingers from dawn to dusk in training for the next rube at a houseparty to blast into orbit with a perfectly calibrated slur. lmfao.

sometimes I look at the number of users currently viewing c-spam and I wonder how many of them are lurkers in the Trump thread, and if they appreciate my dedication to the craft of shitposting

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
cum

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

lately I've been building a bunch of legos and lego knockoffs and posing them up and photographing them for lego agit prop. you know this, op, you're the only one who likes them. you should do the same. they don't have to be legos, p' much any toy can be made into a hilarious diorama with the help of, like, a color printer or a glossy photo magazine, some basic crafting supplies and a little imagination. smart phone cameras are pr'lly good enough that if you get a tripod and some sort of remote shutter trigger you should be able to take totally acceptable photos

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Filthy Hans posted:

sometimes I look at the number of users currently viewing c-spam and I wonder how many of them are lurkers in the Trump thread, and if they appreciate my dedication to the craft of shitposting

they are reading the posts and they are your audience. consider this with every post!! all the worlds a stage!


The Voice of Labor posted:

lately I've been building a bunch of legos and lego knockoffs and posing them up and photographing them for lego agit prop. you know this, op, you're the only one who likes them. you should do the same. they don't have to be legos, p' much any toy can be made into a hilarious diorama with the help of, like, a color printer or a glossy photo magazine, some basic crafting supplies and a little imagination. smart phone cameras are pr'lly good enough that if you get a tripod and some sort of remote shutter trigger you should be able to take totally acceptable photos

yr lego works are beautiful :discourse:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
The other night during /Karaoke/, my neighbors played 4 Non Blondes' 1992 hit rock single "What's Up" as our group-number denouement. I knew the lyrics to this song, somehow, despite not knowing the song nor having ever listened to it. A couple days later it dawned on me how: a proto-viral video of He-Man singing a rendition of this track, originally uploaded to this message board in 2005, which I have listened to probably 8000 times in the intervening years.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Filthy Hans posted:

sometimes I look at the number of users currently viewing c-spam and I wonder how many of them are lurkers in the Trump thread, and if they appreciate my dedication to the craft of shitposting

we dont

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

i just got promoted at the dick sucking factory, i'm site safety co-ordinator now :coal: sorry can't post long last week we caught an organizer from local 488 sneaking around, watch the skies people.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Smythe posted:

The other night during /Karaoke/, my neighbors played 4 Non Blondes' 1992 hit rock single "What's Up" as our group-number denouement. I knew the lyrics to this song, somehow, despite not knowing the song nor having ever listened to it. A couple days later it dawned on me how: a proto-viral video of He-Man singing a rendition of this track, originally uploaded to this message board in 2005, which I have listened to probably 8000 times in the intervening years.

this is a definition of psychic infection by a mind-virus. this message board has become your external memory device and it has consequently given you massive karaoke powers. if only you knew the price...

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
:justpost:

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Smythe posted:

finished reading all the threads i usually read and then even read some bonus ones that i dont. cruised around some forum indexes and read some of those too.

i have another question while we're here: what do people that dont post all day do on their phone / computer? everyone is on their phone all day or their computer if theyre sitting at the big desk or maybe on their bed if theyre a girl, but if you dont post all day what do u do on the computer? wtf are these people doing? ???

Slot-o-mania

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
sometimes when i run out of threads to read i pick a fight or flame someone or something. breaks up the monotony. or i'll go see if there are any new threads, i like to lurk a bit before i comment in a long running thread.

Smythe posted:

finished reading all the threads i usually read and then even read some bonus ones that i dont. cruised around some forum indexes and read some of those too.

i have another question while we're here: what do people that dont post all day do on their phone / computer? everyone is on their phone all day or their computer if theyre sitting at the big desk or maybe on their bed if theyre a girl, but if you dont post all day what do u do on the computer? wtf are these people doing? ???

posting in other ways. facebook, comments sections on local newspapers, mumsnet, instagram. they join group chats to post in there and write each other emails and stuff. people are remarkably consistent, we mostly wanna read some good things and bad things and then comment and maybe get into an argument or have a joke or something. get up on a soapbox and moralize at the other guys, tell people what we thought of our meal, that we made bread, that kinda thing.

i bet there are like loving impossibly good deadly weapons grade posters out there somewhere in like a knitting facebook thread or regional slot car derby appreciation soceity guest book or something laying down the most devastating burns on each other and it's going entirely unappreciated. someday someone will accidentally link them to the wider internet and it will be like fuckin pandoras box.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
i am definitely of the opinion that if you run out of threads you should make more. we need more threads and posts. it's good forum Wellness

Dreylad has issued a correction as of 14:57 on Sep 20, 2021

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
maybe instead of running out of posts to read the op should consider running out of posts to make

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

lumpentroll posted:

maybe instead of running out of posts to read the op should consider running out of posts to make

:hmmno:

:justpost:

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
who ruined your av???? your and homeless friend's don't match anymore :(

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

CoolCab posted:

who ruined your av???? your and homeless friend's don't match anymore :(

the succ zone

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

idk i'd probably take the sealion over the tumblr gif that bitcoin millionaire seraph84 gave me

like dude at least use a decent quality gif, we know you can afford it, you've shadow kept this site running for years

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

no more threads to read
the mod posts one of his own
now a thread to read

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