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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

the sex ghost posted:

Ghostbusters more like ghost busters

more like busted rear end ghosts

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the sex ghost posted:

is there a way to charge ghosts rent for haunting your house #hustlemindset #alwaysbegrinding

i'm getting the feeling that "the sex ghost" isn't asking in good faith in the "if ghost were real" thread :thunk:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

more like exorcumsim

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm getting the feeling that "the sex ghost" isn't asking in good faith in the "if ghost were real" thread :thunk:

hey sex ghosting is a completely honourable profession!

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
I saw a ghost and i just said hi and it was ok

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Boner M posted:

I saw a ghost and i just said hi and it was ok

The ghost emailed me and said u stanky

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Boner M posted:

If they were real

How do you think this would gently caress with being at work

Would be pretty crazy


Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The ghost emailed me and said u stanky

Ghosts can only tell the truth

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ghosts wear sheets to cover up they huge dongs

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Sometimes i jerk off so much that only air cums out. I call this phenomenon ghost bustin

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


runnypoops posted:

Sometimes i jerk off so much that only air cums out. I call this phenomenon ghost bustin

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Also, if ghosts were real, there'd seriously be a poo poo ton of paranormal sexual assault.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a lot of humans have been alive over time so i imagine there would be a whole lot of ghosts everywhere. also neanderthal ghosts etc? dinosaur ghosts?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What if your ex boyfriend was a Sasquatch? :thunkher: :wookie:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Also, if ghosts are weightless, and the earth is moving extremely quickly through spade every single second, why would those ghosts show up in the same spot?

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
I was living at my grandma's house when she died and I sure hope ghosts don't exist because if she was haunting her house afterward she would've caught me masturbating a LOT.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What if your ex boyfriend was a Sasquatch? :thunkher: :wookie:

:rip: Drew

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


They say you become a ghost if you have unfinished business so hopefully I can at least haunt a place with a TV and get through my movie backlog.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Louis CK jacking off in the doorway of an empty room just in case

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
you might laugh but pac-man lives in this reality every day of his loving life

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Ghost hosed and sucked all over my body, ghost going up and down vigorously making that clapping sound

Bev Crusher spotted

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


What do you think electricity is? That's right it's ghosts chained up in hamster wheels being forced to run.

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Bev Crusher spotted

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