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Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
a penis guillotine

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Lady Militant posted:

build a canal from the gulf of mexico to california

tunnel?

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

you get a couple huge rockets at opposite sides of the earth, both pointing in the direction of the earths rotation, and you get the world spinning so fast that everything at the equator flies off into space

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
The Newton canon that blasts cannonballs to orbit

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
a dick that I put on top of my dick that’s bigger than my dick and I can feel through it as if it was my dick

CaptainACAB
Sep 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of Langley

Snake Dance posted:

why don't you engineer a better posting machine

You can't polish a turd though.

CaptainACAB
Sep 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of Langley

indigi posted:

a dick that I put on top of my dick that’s bigger than my dick and I can feel through it as if it was my dick

Prosthetic dicks actually exist and if I wasn't in public I'd post an image of one being cleaned in the dishwasher

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a machine that folds origami dicks of all shapes sizes and colors

very popular at bachelorette parties and gay weddings

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

indigi posted:

a dick that I put on top of my dick that’s bigger than my dick and I can feel through it as if it was my dick

This but gives you an extra dick

WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

CaptainACAB posted:

Prosthetic dicks actually exist and if I wasn't in public I'd post an image of one being cleaned in the dishwasher

yeah but it doesn’t feel like it’s your dick

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

Arguably it’s been all downhill for humanity since we took the coward’s route of not building our airports on rooftops


indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

QUEER FRASIER posted:

Arguably it’s been all downhill for humanity since we took the coward’s route of not building our airports on rooftops




this is how you end up with Midgar

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Jabronie posted:

The Newton canon that blasts cannonballs to orbit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_Cannon

???

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


QUEER FRASIER posted:

Arguably it’s been all downhill for humanity since we took the coward’s route of not building our airports on rooftops




robert moses strikes again

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Big tunnel but underwater

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
An immensely powerful and heavily armed cyborg body to house teh brain of Donald Teump

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


a weapon to surpass metal gear

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Putting big rear end tubes in the ocean to encourage giant algal blooms on the surface of the ocean in order to suck up co2 so we can continue polluting with no consequences

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
BIG.loving.ROBOTS

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Cobalt-60 posted:

BIG.loving.ROBOTS

ahem, gundams

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/fulligin/status/1441969378384171018

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Xaris posted:

a giant straw sucking out the great lakes pumping it to california like i'm daniel plansview

why divert water to california when it's gonna be underwater pretty soon

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Suspicious posted:

why divert water to california when it's gonna be underwater pretty soon

Solve two problems by just piping all the floodwaters from the gulf coast. So simple!

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Suspicious posted:

why divert water to california when it's gonna be underwater pretty soon

that's when you reverse the flow

OK baizuo
Mar 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


iirc they figured in the 70s that they'd only need a dozen or so nuke plants to make all this work

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lady Militant posted:

This but gives you an extra dick

That's just a balldo.


Bored Online posted:

ahem, gundams

Wait, gundams gently caress?

I just want an electric truck that doesn't suck but sadly suck a thing will never be mass produced.

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Weka posted:

That's just a balldo.

Wait, gundams gently caress?

I just want an electric truck that doesn't suck but sadly suck a thing will never be mass produced.

balldo doesn't do it for me.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



A really big building everyone can live in

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

this is the greatest technological feat i have seen in years, thank you op

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Jabberlock posted:

A really big building everyone can live in

seconidn gthis

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
I really like the idea of gravity batteries. Lift when getting power, and drop to push out power. Idk what the limitations are but it's pretty cool

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

We already use gravity batteries in the form of pumped storage dams.

Solid weight ones are far less viable because of the space they need, the maintenace of the cranes/tracks and the efficiency of retrieving the energy you put in.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Rigged Death Trap posted:

We already use gravity batteries in the form of pumped storage dams.

Solid weight ones are far less viable because of the space they need, the maintenace of the cranes/tracks and the efficiency of retrieving the energy you put in.

poo poo. Well they look badass as hell.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I want to get my head around these new salt batteries.

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