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I feel like going downtown and checking out this engrossing rigatoni I ate in middle school, I wonder if they still have the same copy.
https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Oct 4, 2021 23:16
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you think the librarian is shushing you but she is actually kissing her fingertips and then flicking her wrist MWWA style
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Oct 4, 2021 23:23
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"Bellisimo!" I shout from atop the checkout counter as I taste the fresh herbs and delicate flavors in the marinara sauce. "Molto Bene!" I continue, my arms outstretched as I give off a radiant smile and wink at the librarian who is frantically calling over security. |
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Oct 5, 2021 01:09
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*Puts down tray of pot roast and veggies, tub of mashed potatoes, takes plastic wrap off gravy boat, airs out basket of dinner rolls* “H-hey whats up? My italian sucks, that’s why I’m here at the library, to learn italian. I noticed you have some spaghetti and I..” 
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Oct 5, 2021 01:48
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Hug in a Can posted:it's okay that makes it a lot easier to share (what libraries are all about). sharing is caring, even if you drop your "caring" and spill it all over the floor at the library and people have to pick it up off the ground to feel it
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Oct 5, 2021 01:52
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Honestly if the librarian complains just offer her some spaghetti. Like hey lady, you share you’re books, I’ll share my spaghooter with you. 
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Oct 5, 2021 01:56
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Nosfereefer posted:if the pasta is shaped like letters, they cant legally stop you
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Oct 5, 2021 02:15
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Carefully typesetting the entire original French of Les Miserables in Alphabetti Spaghetti while the librarians look on in awe. |
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Oct 5, 2021 02:25
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Distractedly chewing/slurping up a long noodle as I read a book and take notes. As I'm brushing some pancetta and pecorino off the page the noodle pulls me towards another patron. Our eyes meet. Music swells. The librarian interrupts us with a firm "Shhhhhh!" |
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Oct 5, 2021 02:33
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Mormon Nailer posted:Carefully typesetting the entire original French of Les Miserables in Alphabetti Spaghetti while the librarians look on in awe. Red, the sauce for hungry men |
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Oct 5, 2021 14:16
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Getting in an angry argument with the librarian because I looked up "gravy" and all they had was gravy and no marinara.
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Oct 5, 2021 14:22
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Escape From Noise posted:Getting in an angry argument with the librarian because I looked up "gravy" and all they had was gravy and no marinara. my indian co-worker calls my pasta sauce "gravy". according to him all sauces are "gravy". curry sauce? gravy. he is an outlaw with no rules or moral code, obviously!!! https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Oct 5, 2021 14:59
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:my indian co-worker calls my pasta sauce "gravy". according to him all sauces are "gravy". curry sauce? gravy. he is an outlaw with no rules or moral code, obviously!!! Woah! You put gravy on the pasta! Fuhgettabouddit! |
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Oct 5, 2021 15:21
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sorry these are just my hundreds of bookmarks
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Oct 5, 2021 15:23
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getting kicked out of the library for putting the spaghetti in before the water boils |
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Oct 5, 2021 17:03
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Looking down on the posers borrowing digital spaghetti on their e-device. There's no substitute to having real noodles on your fork.
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Oct 6, 2021 02:46
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Yeah honestly when I go to the library I just load up.on Endless Brochures |
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Oct 6, 2021 04:11
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Use your noodle. Read a book! |
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Oct 6, 2021 04:24
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Take a look It's in a book A steaming SpagBol |
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Oct 6, 2021 05:14
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the dewey decimal number for spagerhti: 420.69. It's true.
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Oct 6, 2021 05:21
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nesamdoom posted:Take a look 
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Oct 6, 2021 05:29
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Poise posted:the dewey decimal number for spagerhti: 420.69. It's true. 
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Oct 6, 2021 05:29
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It's Strega Nona up in here |
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Oct 6, 2021 06:16
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Spooked again! |
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Oct 6, 2021 06:29
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Just arrived at Great Libary Station!  Ah, so this must be the Libary  A lot of fine literature here!  Second Floor? Let's check it out!  A lot of the books are still missing titles... Hopefully they'll be named soon! Hey, what's this about a reading nook?  Just wind our way up these stairs...  Looks cozy. I see something in the back there.  Amazing! Finally a libary where I can chow down while I read!  And they even include a book washing station. Very considerate! 
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Oct 9, 2021 16:25
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blaise rascal posted:Just arrived at Great Libary Station! now that's my kind of libary
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Oct 9, 2021 16:47
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blaise rascal posted:Just arrived at Great Libary Station! lol nice!
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Oct 9, 2021 22:31
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How am I supposed to read all of this, it's such a Bigoli book?
nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Oct 12, 2021 https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Oct 12, 2021 16:00
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making eye contact w/ you while i dunk my book in and out of the book washing water block station and the priceless manuscript is destroyed beyond saving
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Oct 12, 2021 16:04
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the eye contact is powerful and almost sexual? (it's an italian thing)
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Oct 12, 2021 16:24
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Tonight on Top Chef the contestants have to write a book "I'm Italian so I'm there's a lot of pressure on me to make the books like Nonna used to make" |
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Oct 12, 2021 16:57
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if they didn't want me to make a stromboli right here in the middle of the aisle then they shouldn't have left all these cookbooks on the shelf |
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