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Don Quixote loved a woman, is that so wrong?
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Tom Joad was ready. He had his nunchucks and a laser gun, the careful mind of a samurai, and the mega-ton punch technique. But when he got there, there were no evil grapes to fight, only cotton and tired people. Tom and me are confused.
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Oct 1, 2021 13:07
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I have a crush. She's the cutest girl in school. I even love saying her name! Lo-li-ta!
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Oct 1, 2021 13:11
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Annie Wilkes slammed the door closed and told Paul, hey Paul you have to write more cool stories about Ross from Friends fighting Shredder and the Foot Clan or else no supper! Paul was pretty lame now that I think of it, because to me that would have been a pleasure. |
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Oct 1, 2021 13:11
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They call him doctor worm. He's not a real doctor but he is a real worm! He likes to play the drums. He wants you to tell him how good he is at the drums. I like when he twirls the stick.
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Oct 1, 2021 13:20
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nut posted:Crash Bandicoot would do anything for his friends, so when the pig pollution guy from Captain Planet capture them all, Crash knew he there was only one way to fight back. Crash would have to learn the Sonic Spin Dash and how to throw exploding cards like Gambit. nut posted:Annie Wilkes slammed the door closed and told Paul, hey Paul you have to write more cool stories about Ross from Friends fighting Shredder and the Foot Clan or else no supper! Paul was pretty lame now that I think of it, because to me that would have been a pleasure. |
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Oct 1, 2021 13:39
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pixaal posted:They call him doctor worm. He's not a real doctor but he is a real worm! He likes to play the drums. He wants you to tell him how good he is at the drums. I like when he twirls the stick.  I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm. I am an actual worm.
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Oct 1, 2021 15:15
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There's a boy who wanted two bloodhounds but his parents couldn't afford two bloodhounds because it was old times and no one had money back then and he decided he would work really hard over the summer and then maybe he could have money. So he worked really hard over the summer and did have money so he sent the money to buy the two bloodhounds and when they were ready he went and got the bloodhounds and he named one after an old man and the other after a little girl and they had adventures together and they grew really close. It reminds everyone of their best doggos and best friends and best memories of doggos and best friends from their childhood. But one night the doggos run into a mountain lion and the boy tries to save them but the boy almost gets attacked by the mountain lion and the doggos have to save the boy. The boy doggo gets really hurt and the boy and the boy's mom try to save the doggo but the doggo dies. The boy buries the boy doggo the next day. Then the girl doggo gets really.sad that her soulmate doggo has died so she crawls under the porch and dies of a broken heart. The boy's heart breaks that he lost both of his doggos after they saved his life. He buries the girl doggo with the boy doggo. One day he goes to visit their graves and there's a red Fern growing between them. The saddest end. |
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Oct 1, 2021 16:14
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A little girl goes to live in a house in Kansas but first they have to build the house. Then everyone gets sick and they almost die. The other people who live there already don't like that the little girl is living there but then they are friends, but they still have to move again. And then a dinosaur ate them, RAOR!!! |
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Oct 1, 2021 17:23
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Sherbert Hoover posted:I have a crush. She's the cutest girl in school. I even love saying her name! Lo-li-ta! |
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Oct 1, 2021 22:35
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Don (I think it's short for Donald) Quixote liked to pretend that windmills were big dragons, which is cool, but he got yelled at for it, which is not cool and everyone was a meanie to him 
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Oct 1, 2021 22:37
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| The Universe is a very big thing that contains a great number of planets and a great number of beings. It is Everything. What we live in. All around us. The lot. | |
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Oct 1, 2021 22:54
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Alex liked music and hanging out with his friends and they talked funny and sometimes hurt people. So, he had to go watch movies to make him not be bad and then he wasn't bad but he didn't feel good and he was sad and people hurt him and then he jumped out of a window and got hurt but then people fixed him and he made new friends but he didn't want to hurt people anymore.
https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Oct 4, 2021 13:58
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This man flies spaceships. The spaceship driver has a robot that helps him. One day he puts Mr Potato head pieces on the robot to teach the robot what jokes are. The robot does not understand jokes and removes the driver's leg thinking it to be a joke. The space doctor has to grow the driver a new leg. They all laugh in the end.
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Oct 4, 2021 14:16
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pixaal posted:This man flies spaceships. The spaceship driver has a robot that helps him. One day he puts Mr Potato head pieces on the robot to teach the robot what jokes are. The robot does not understand jokes and removes the driver's leg thinking it to be a joke. The space doctor has to grow the driver a new leg. They all laugh in the end. I've watched like one episode of the Orville and it was that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZvxY9HnXo |
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Oct 4, 2021 15:01
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These two guys were waiting for their friend to show up but he didn't |
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Oct 4, 2021 22:13
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| guy montag was a fireman. his job was to burn bad things like books and the hippies and eggheads and teachers and liburalls who liked books. guy liked his job a lot. him and his wife were very happy. guy was so good at his job that his boss the firestation chief let him take the robot dog home on weekends. he played fetch with it in the back yard. guy's entire living room was a t.v., big screens made up every wall. the only thing guy wished was that he could hook up a playstation 5 to his living room | |
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Oct 5, 2021 03:41
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Oct 5, 2021 06:11
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Dantés was a ship captain, but some men told a lie and he had to do a prison. A prisoner died and Dantés escaped by swimming real good. Then Dantés gets a treasure and makes a |
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Oct 5, 2021 13:00
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Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a sick person etherized* upon a table; Let us go, through certain half-empty streets, The quiet places to hide in Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels And Texas Roadhouse: Streets that follow like a boring argument That seems mean To lead you to a really big question ... Oh, do not ask, “What is it?” Let us go and make our visit. In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo**. * put to sleep by a doctor ** the ninja turtle with the orange mask
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Oct 5, 2021 13:09
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In Les Miserables, everyone is miserable, i think because they had to go to French immersion.
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Oct 5, 2021 13:46
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nut posted:In Les Miserables, everyone is miserable, i think because they had to go to French immersion. loving lmao it's true
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Oct 5, 2021 13:59
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Aliens came to earth in a space ship, but the aliens were tiny. They could make people do stuff just by touching them. The aliens made people do mean stuff. Some people were way smarter and better than everybody else. They took all their clothes off so they could see if an alien was touching them. Then everyone in the world took all their clothes off, and then the aliens all died. Why did the strange man at the library give me this book? I wanted Cat In The Hat. |
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Oct 5, 2021 14:13
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this thread is so good. i want to quote all the posts
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Oct 5, 2021 15:00
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Mom said I was going to have a new baby brother, but then the stork got lost so he went some where else. She already bought him some shoes but I guess they must already have more shoes where he is going because she said we don't need them now. Wanna trade me some pokemon cards for them?
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Oct 5, 2021 22:53
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Twenty Four posted:Mom said I was going to have a new baby brother, but then the stork got lost so he went some where else. She already bought him some shoes but I guess they must already have more shoes where he is going because she said we don't need them now. Wanna trade me some pokemon cards for them?
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everything about this thread is  and 
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