Halloween costume ideas

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Escape From Noise

Halloween is only a month away. That's still a good amount of time to discuss Hallowed Weenie costumes! Here's a thread to swap ideas, resources, and goofy costumes some poor fool may end up buying last minute in order to be able to attend a party and not look like a TOTAL doofus without a costume.

Here are some ideas off the top of my head:

-Spoopppy skeleton covered in meat (clothing optional?)
-Sexy sanitation worker (junk in the trunk joke)
-Marvel Cinematic Universe: Buy a blue laser pointer and point it at the sky as you set off a fog machine.
-Ship full of sex arses (topical)
-Sexy Bob Barker

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Sep 29, 2021

# ? Sep 29, 2021 10:27

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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

my costume is 'jerk who hands out circus peanuts to trick-or-treaters'

# ? Sep 29, 2021 10:48

Escape From Noise

Sexy Fully Sexual Snail With Human Titties

# ? Sep 29, 2021 10:57

hot cocoa on the couch

super sexy covid particle (or maybe 2 particles for the tits and 1 particle for the penis/vagina (this costume is gender neutral [butt left wide open tho for sexiness]))

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 12:35

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 14:47

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# ? Sep 29, 2021 21:18

Twenty Four

Jackie Chan from Rush Hour 3. Not 1 or 2, specifically number 3, and get indignant with everyone insisting that yes it does matter.

# ? Sep 30, 2021 00:18

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mcdonalds cashier with a funny name on their name tag like "McFuckhead" or "I'm Fuckin' It�"

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# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:33

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Mayor McDickcheese

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# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:33

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

a "sexy ____" costume so sexy your actual gonads are hanging out from the costume and you get arrested for indecency and spend halloween in jail and the charge follows u around forever and you cant get a job anymore and your ex-wife's new husband calls you a loser!!!!!

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# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

Doctor Dogballs posted:

a "sexy ____" costume so sexy your actual gonads are hanging out from the costume and you get arrested for indecency and spend halloween in jail and the charge follows u around forever and you cant get a job anymore and your ex-wife's new husband calls you a loser!!!!!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:39

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

*motions everyone around to come closer*

I'm gonna save you some money this year on costumes.

Show up to the party, right? Wear whatever you want. And if someone asks you what you're dressed as, yell out:

"Did someone call for an Uber?"

You're welcome.

# ? Sep 30, 2021 01:49