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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
gently caress wrong vampire thread, ignore zis

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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
https://abcnews.go.com/International/vampire-threat-terrorizes-serbian-village/story?id=17831327

quote:

BELGRADE Nov. 29, 2012— -- For the people in a tiny Serbian village there is nothing sexy or romantic about a vampire. In fact, they are terrified that one of the most feared vampires of the area has been roused back to life.

Rather than 'Twilight's' Edward, the people of Zorazje fear that Sava Savanovic is lurking in their forested mountains of western Serbia. They believe that he is on the move because the home he occupied for so long, a former water mill, recently collapsed. Savanovic is believed to be looking for a new home.

"People are very worried. Everybody knows the legend of this vampire and the thought that he is now homeless and looking for somewhere else and possibly other victims is terrifying people," Miodrag Vujetic, local municipal assembly member, told ABC News. "We are all frightened."

Vujetic said villagers "are all taking precautions by having holy crosses and icons placed above the entrance to the house, rubbing our hands with garlic, and having a hawthorn stake or thorn."

"I understand that people who live elsewhere in Serbia are laughing at our fears, but here most people have no doubt that vampires exist," he says.

According to legend, Savanovic would kill and drink the blood of the peasants who came to grind their grain at his watermill on the Rogacica River. Tour groups from around the Balkans would come to see the mill. But even tourism had its limits.

"We were welcoming tourists, but only during the day. Nobody ever overnighted there," said Slobodan Jagodic, whose family owned the mill for over 60 years.

"We were too scared to repair it, not to disturb Sava Savanovic," says Jagodic. "It's even worse now that it collapsed due to lack of repair."

Traditions die slowly in this part of the world. "In the dark forested mountains of Serbia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Macedonia and Croatia, many people still believe in vampires and take them quite seriously," says Dr. James Lyon, Ph.D, a noted Balkan historian who has done extensive research on the folklore behind vampires.

"In local folklore, vampires are not potential boyfriends. Rather, they are hideous, blood thirsty creatures with red eyes and iron teeth that bloat when they feed, and are able to shift their shape," says Lyon, author of "Kiss of the Butterfly," a historical thriller about vampires in the Serbia.

Savanovic has maintained his notoriety in modern Serbia. He was featured in a 19th century book "Ninety Years Later" written by Milovan Glisic, whose book inspired a 1972 horror film "Leptirica" (Butterfly), widely watched throughout all of former Yugoslavia. More recently, Savanovic appeared in an award winning book "Fear and Its Servant" written by Mirjana Novakovic.

The Balkans have long established itself as Ground Zero for vampires when it comes to fanged folklore, and Serbia is a leader in this, according to Lyon.

"Vampires originated in Serbia, not Romania," says Lyon. "The word vampire entered western languages from Serbia in the late 1720s."

Austrian forces returning from conquests in Ottoman Serbia in the early 1700s brought back vampire stories, which circulated throughout Europe, later inspiring Byron, Keats and Coleridge, he claims.

"In 1730-31 the Austrian Army sent a military surgeon into Serbia to conduct autopsies on suspected vampires. He and other Austrian Army officers wrote of their experiences, and these records still exist today," Lyons said.

Documented reports of vampire-related activity continue to this day throughout the Balkans, the most recent having occurred in 2011 in Serbia.

Back in Zarozje, villagers will have to be on their guard for at least seven more months, because local legend holds that vampires are most active between Christmas and the Feast of the Ascension on June 7.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

gently caress wrong vampire thread, ignore zis

No, this is the correct one

naem
May 29, 2011

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I just saw a bampire doing "moonwalk" in the mall.

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

EimiYoshikawa posted:

Imagine not being able to wear some silver jewelry.

Can't even set foot in a Claire's.

Sad.

can't set foot in anything without being invited

a wooden stake to the chest and its all over

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
how are their teeth not just shredding the gently caress out of their lips mouth tongues and cheeks

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


they do at first, but as you keep cutting yourself you get better at not doing it. Your mouth also builds up scar tissue which is harder to pierce the more you do end up piercing it. Don't forget Vampires are immortal so they have had hundreds of years to build up a strong mouth.

This sounds like I'm trying to talk someone into getting a blowjob from a vampire

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Cum Vampire

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

You can tell ancient people were really terrified of vampires because people kept coming up with new weaknesses for them and new ways to kill them.

Now fast forward to the modern era where it's not uncommon to find media featuring vampires who have a lot of their traditional weaknesses removed to the point where some vampires aren't even harmed by sunlight anymore.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Horace Kinch posted:

can't set foot in anything without being invited

a wooden stake to the chest and its all over

You can go to Walmart, they got a greeter :drac:

Slayerjerman
Nov 27, 2005

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Kn51pMm5o

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxNY6TjgoYc&t=92s

:drac: :gizz:

Slayerjerman fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Oct 7, 2021

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wtf vampires aren't allowed to cast fireballs

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Yaldabaoth posted:

You can tell ancient people were really terrified of vampires because people kept coming up with new weaknesses for them and new ways to kill them.

Now fast forward to the modern era where it's not uncommon to find media featuring vampires who have a lot of their traditional weaknesses removed to the point where some vampires aren't even harmed by sunlight anymore.

“[Gypsies], Serbians and Albanians all believe that a vampire can also be destroyed by this means: a vampire’s left sock must be taken, filled with earth from the grave (dug from the spot under which its head rests) and cast anywhere beyond the village boundaries into another village. It is believed that the vampire will then go after its sock to the latter place, and that in its flight it may drown itself.”

--Vukanović, Tatomir P. “The Vampire,” Journal of the Gypsy Lore Society, 1958

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
The vampir or op'lentie is a shadow [but] if for various reasons a pl'tenik lives for six months, he grows bones, i.e., receives flesh and becomes a person, as he was before his death. The vampire now has only flesh and skin and does not have bones and nails. His bones are cartilage.The vampire lives like a normal person, except that he flees to a far place, where they do not know him and do not recognize him, and there he engages in selling or a trade. He marries like other people and has children. [...] They are recognized by the fact that they are always without a nose and that their bodies are soft: when they walk they shake and sway.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wtf vampires aren't allowed to cast fireballs

Tell that to final boss Dracula you miserable little pile of secrets!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Bad Purchase posted:

Two days in a row I'm posting about Nicolas Cage in Vampire's Kiss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmSu9PjVVI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMJfyRCjHVY

I hope I can make it three.

oh my god I forgot nic cage did a vampire thanks thread

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Bonaventure posted:

“[Gypsies], Serbians and Albanians all believe that a vampire can also be destroyed by this means: a vampire’s left sock must be taken, filled with earth from the grave (dug from the spot under which its head rests) and cast anywhere beyond the village boundaries into another village. It is believed that the vampire will then go after its sock to the latter place, and that in its flight it may drown itself.”

--Vukanović, Tatomir P. “The Vampire,” Journal of the Gypsy Lore Society, 1958

Seems legit. I mean, you don't expect the vampire to go around with only one sock, do you?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bats don't wear socks, idiot. You ever seen a bat with a sock?!

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Pitdragon posted:

Seems legit. I mean, you don't expect the vampire to go around with only one sock, do you?

No way, feels too weird.

Am I a Vampire?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


when they turn into a bat where do the clothes go?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Bonaventure posted:

“[Gypsies], Serbians and Albanians all believe that a vampire can also be destroyed by this means: a vampire’s left sock must be taken, filled with earth from the grave (dug from the spot under which its head rests) and cast anywhere beyond the village boundaries into another village. It is believed that the vampire will then go after its sock to the latter place, and that in its flight it may drown itself.”

--Vukanović, Tatomir P. “The Vampire,” Journal of the Gypsy Lore Society, 1958

This sounds like people were getting desperate.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


I’m not one for remakes, but the 2011 Fright Night with Colin Farrell and Anton Yelchin is surprisingly smart, fun, and faithful to the original 1985 movie without making GBS threads all over it while also trying a few new things. It even has a cameo by Chris Sarandon in a Jerry meets Jerry moment. I love it.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Cassidy in Preacher was an abusive addict but he was fun

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
i guess technically all vampires are abusive addicts

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
https://aghuuuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa.ytmnd.com/

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