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your friend sk

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code:
how can i chill when i am out of weed?
a dank dryness pervades my every hour
no gummy, vape, nor joint will do the deed
and my emotion forces me to cower
perhaps jackbox will distract me tonight
as i stay lying in my comfy bed
or will it simply cause an awful fright
when nothing funny dares to leave my head?

but yon delivery man is not far
only a day away upon my call
he will arrive with cannabis and car
to trade my dollars for an order tall

and thus my dry spell henceforth shall now end
and i will make more shitposts with my friends
please post your cool poems here. they will all be good no matter how hard you try


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

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your friend sk

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there once was a poster from byob
who sucked a mean dick (shaft AND knob!)
they started a factory
the dick their phylactery
and created some great union jobs


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Heather Papps

hello friend


i can't figure out
the amount of syllables
in byob



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Heather Papps posted:

i can't figure out
the amount of syllables
in byob

for me it's one syllable like beeOB, but it doesn't ever sound right

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Heather Papps posted:

i can't figure out
the amount of syllables
in byob

Enlightenment; yours!
Syllables, "BYOB"
All are accounted

nut

some people hit quote
some people hit post
but those who do both
we all love the most

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
They say a thousand words make up one picture
So a large vocabulary makes the view of your world richer
You can describe with those words the way you feel
And tell the whole world what you believe to be real

You can use experiences that you've been through
To help others around you who may be struggling too
Life doesn't need to be hard like a steel toothed vice
The blows can be softened with some sagely advice

Words are sounds, or written text
As you read them you can guess what's coming next
Like a predictor of the future words can intend
As you've guessed by now, these words now end...

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Heather Papps posted:

i can't figure out
the amount of syllables
in byob

Byob is both monophthong and diphthong because you can't have enough phthongs.

Macnult

for a moment
i was a bond villain
but when you left
i realized
i am only human

this poem is about my cat hopping into my lap while i was on the computer

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
I will post some poems by the early 20th century Paul Scheerbart, because I feel bad about not working on translating that novel.

"I Am a Swine!" (2.25.1901)

I am a swine!
Oh nein oh nein
I won't risk my head and neck
To save my own bacon.

"The Poplar Kid Gang Is Getting Restless!"

Time is merely astral nonsense
It doesn't matter to me at all.
I know the length of the measureless ray
And I know of the tear-filled seas
Where I feel like a tourist, unseen and detached,
O you hideous, quick-twitching child gang of cottonwood humans.

"Rixrax, the Sun's Brother"

Rixrax, Rixrax, what would you have done?
I'd have stuffed the moon
Into the mouth of a gun.
Rixrax, Rixrax, what would you like?
To poo poo the moon like a chewed bean
Into the endless night.
Rixrax, Rixrax, what's your desire?
Milky Way, Death Star, infinite fire?
Calm down brother, let’s get you into bed--
You need to calm down and stop fantasizing about the apocalypse--
Oh weird older brother of the Sun--

"Mopsiade"

"With all due respect for he who died for our sins,
I'm obviously going to look out for myself first and foremost."

This was said by a little pork dumpling
Who lives with a meatball at the meatball's house.

"Tailcoat Comet"

I lived long ago
In a light
Space;
All atoms’ light held
In a delicate place. Then
Came a black light.
Black beams riddled
The lightland.
The black beams cool,cool enough
To quench my blazing outline,
Cut of course from
Less coarse fabric.
But then the black light breaks
Upon my heatshape,
Now burning, now growing
In the play of its chemistry--
Hey check it
Out I got myself
A long black tail!
And this tail, paper-thin,
Soon tore in turn,
Resembling nothing
So much as those long
Smooth strips
That tailors in their secret labor fix
To the backs of the black coats
Of human men.
I was in those ancient days
A tailcoat comet.
If the comets should again appear
Will they come dragging their wreckage behind--
Still in their formalwear?





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

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