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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

lol what if he was high tho

# ? Dec 21, 2021 22:30

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

lol what if he was high tho

could you imagine?

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# ? Dec 21, 2021 22:41

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psychiatrist: and how does it make you feel that harry potter smoke weed?
me: well, he doesn't. but i often imagine if he did

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# ? Dec 21, 2021 22:45

kalel

google THIS posted:

In quidditch you have to catch the golden snitch before it reaches the cops

# ? Dec 22, 2021 03:39

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

It's prescription weed and Harry takes the amount written out for him like a freaking dork.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 04:08

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

What if wizard physiology is different and drugs have an opposite effect than for muggles?

Like PCP makes them believe they're a normal kid in a pretty messed up school where no math or history is taught.

It's the most sought after contraband because these kids just want to feel normal for a few hours.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 04:11

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google THIS posted:

In quidditch you have to catch the golden snitch before it reaches the cops

# ? Dec 22, 2021 04:24

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

# ? Dec 22, 2021 04:30

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Heroine getting all flustered because Ron started whipping the pot too soon.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 05:07

Finger Prince

Bright Bart posted:

What if wizard physiology is different and drugs have an opposite effect than for muggles?

Like PCP makes them believe they're a normal kid in a pretty messed up school where no math or history is taught.

It's the most sought after contraband because these kids just want to feel normal for a few hours.

Dude you got any of that muggle dust? I just need to get out of my head for a while.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 05:49

Good Sphere

imagine doing a magic spell, but high. does it come out all trippy and stuff?

# ? Dec 22, 2021 06:01

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

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# ? Apr 4, 2022 23:46

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

what if - just thinking out loud here - what if, right - what if harry potter was high

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# ? Apr 5, 2022 00:51

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Dr. Honked posted:

what if - just thinking out loud here - what if, right - what if harry potter was high

do you think harry potter would smoke weed?

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# ? Apr 5, 2022 01:00

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

If you're high when you become a ghost, are you high forever?

# ? Apr 5, 2022 01:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

What if you had a few pills in your pocket? Do they become ghost pills? What are the mechanics here?

# ? Apr 5, 2022 01:03

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i think if harry potter smoked weed he'd be like "this is some dank rear end nug" and ron would be like "wtf, that is some lame rear end muggle speak" and harry would get all frustrated.
herminion would then explain that wizards call it "stoner's herb" and that it's "enchanted", not "dank"

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# ? Apr 5, 2022 01:09

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

nuggles

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:57

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

"I wonder if Kreacher could bring me some meth," thought Harry.

# ? Apr 5, 2022 02:05

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