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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I've been phone posting for 6 years or so b/c I love byob but don't love computers. I've always been a console games person, so I just don't need a computer... most of the time.

anyways Microsoft just put out a big new update to their Edge browser for Xbox series X and S, so I plugged in a mouse and keyboard out of curiosity and...



now I accidentally have a computer and no idea what to do with it. pls post ideas and keep in mind I'm a baby at doing this sort of thing but I'm willing 2 learn





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Heather Papps

hello friend


make sure to create a series of nesting folders to hide your diary from mom and dad



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

bad guy

just remember that all the stuff they do in videos is just for show, op, that's no way to touch a real computer

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
You could stream Bob Ross videos while listening to real chill music

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Viginti Septem posted:

You could stream Bob Ross videos while listening to real chill music

I'm gonna start with this. tyvm

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


bad guy posted:

just remember that all the stuff they do in videos is just for show, op, that's no way to touch a real computer

on the contrary computers also watch those videos and they love it when you do those things as long as they're properly warmed up for it

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Ass-penny

those are some big ol posts op. computers mostly do the same things modern phones do, probably just better. so, posting, pornography, piracy, whatever besides :jpmf:ing you were doing the last five years should be good to go.

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Oct 4, 2021


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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Ass-penny

Also with the username and all I figure I should make this UCB joke before someone else swoops in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRNlxBuB9jM&t=111s

If you want the context you're going to have to watch the beginning. I queued it up to the part relevant to the thread title.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

hot cocoa on the couch

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rear end-penny posted:

those are some big ol posts op. computers mostly do the same things modern phones do, probably just better. so, posting, pornography, (reserved space for a third p word when I can think of one), whatever besides :jpmf:ing you were doing the last five years should be good to go.

the third p is "piracy"

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

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Ventral EggSac

It's just (aah) a little crash (crash)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just (aah) some little thing (crash)
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la
It's raising my adrenaline
You're banging on a heart of tin
Please don't make too much of it baby

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I like doing ollies with my computer

Manifisto


Ventral EggSac posted:

It's just (aah) a little crash (crash)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just (aah) some little thing (crash)
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la
It's raising my adrenaline
You're banging on a heart of tin
Please don't make too much of it baby

lol


ty nesamdoom!

Ass-penny

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

the third p is "piracy"

:hmmyes:
thanks for the assist hcotc, mad respect.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
i know computer ama

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Khanstant
nice a touchscreen u can use w sock hell yeah

hot cocoa on the couch

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

rear end-penny posted:

:hmmyes:
thanks for the assist hcotc, mad respect.

:hfive:

deep dish peat moss

Doctor Dogballs posted:

on the contrary computers also watch those videos and they love it when you do those things as long as they're properly warmed up for it

lol

biosterous




Nosfereefer posted:

i know computer ama

can you draw a dragon

(maybe on a computer or something idk)



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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Escape From Noise

Very carefully

Prof. Crocodile

See below:

Escape From Noise

Touching a computer makes you a cool 90's kid.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Touching a computer makes you a cool 90's kid.


I haven't touched one in my home since the nineties so I guess that's me!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Srsly the last pc game I played was descent





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Prof. Crocodile

Areola Grande posted:

Srsly the last pc game I played was descent

*spits coffee out in shock*

*computer is doused and begins to spark*

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

boo-osterous posted:

can you draw a dragon

(maybe on a computer or something idk)

with the magic of computer, everyhting is possible!

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biosterous




Nosfereefer posted:

with the magic of computer, everyhting is possible!


hell yeah thank you!



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


OP you could play a Cookie Clicker

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Mormon Nailer posted:

OP you could play a Cookie Clicker

is that cool to do? :frogon:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
The main is I'm good at typing on a real keyboard so I'm tempted to make big, long winded posts now but nobody reads those (I usually don't)

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Areola Grande posted:

is that cool to do? :frogon:

It's fun af, you have grandmas and they make you cookies

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Nosfereefer posted:

with the magic of computer, everyhting is possible!


Aww, it's a turtle eating a carrot.. 🥕 🐢

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