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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Had some nasty hangover-type tarry shits this morning but not diarrhea.

I didn’t even drink last night!

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

it is classist to assume that any individual person could "have" diarrhea, as if that is something that can be possessed or owned. very bourgeois, open your mind to other economic forms op, the diarrhea belongs to all of us

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Had some nasty hangover-type tarry shits this morning but not diarrhea.

I didn’t even drink last night!

Devils Affricate posted:

Real talk does alcohol ever make your shits smell kind of like baby poo? I've been a bit concerned lately


You guys should get married and try and create the perfect turd

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

it is classist to assume that any individual person could "have" diarrhea, as if that is something that can be possessed or owned. very bourgeois, open your mind to other economic forms op, the diarrhea belongs to all of us

Im sick of having diarrhea and the entire village peoples closing around the outhouse and singing and wailing for me to get better

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

I’ve had dysentery a couple times. Does that count?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Had some nasty hangover-type tarry shits this morning but not diarrhea.

I didn’t even drink last night!

Get a colonoscopy.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Mne nravitsya posted:

I’ve had dysentery a couple times. Does that count?

I'd like to say no but this god drat loving Freedom...

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
A little dysentery in the ranks...

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Due to my eating habits i have has diarrhea most of my adult life

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Your diarrhea could be from an undiagnosed duodenal ulcer, that could one day hemorrhage and kill you.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Not right now.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Boner M posted:

You guys should get married and try and create the perfect turd

The perfect turd already exists, it's THE OP!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I got one of those trick or treat icecream scoops from coldstone last night and this morning when i took a poo poo it was all green

SPOOOOOOOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nooner posted:

I got one of those trick or treat icecream scoops from coldstone last night and this morning when i took a poo poo it was all green

SPOOOOOOOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!

drat u shidded a slimer

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
That was a witch egg.

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CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
No diarrhea here, OP that's just the smell of your posts

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