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Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/UFOnetwork_/status/1441613424644001792

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

GoutPatrol posted:

I would watch that

if hes anything like steven seagal hes going to kill a family's pet with a tank and will accost black people and assume theyre magic

so yeah id watch it

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

The best part of William Shatter was his becoming aware of Red Letter Media, instinctively sussing out which of the three main guys worshiped him, and then calling that guy a loving loser.

:hmmyes:

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Shatner has been calling us loving losers long before everyone but genesplicer was alive

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Oh my

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

shatner and the other nobodies are done their 10 minute upper atmosphere joyride

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Weka posted:

Canadians are Americans.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Who would ever pay to do something like this?? A glorified carnival ride.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bo is actually calling the riders "astronauts" lmao

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Jeff@amazon.com

Please send pictures of starving children.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


yes yes yes no

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Piter is on this trip? He looks sober

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Isn't William Shatner kind of an rear end in a top hat?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

bo is actually calling the riders "astronauts" lmao

more like astro-deez-NUTS lmao amirite

gently caress u bezos

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Why didn't they just keep going? They literally had a chance to escape this stupid planet for good.

Shatner probably got hungry and made them turn back.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

lol shatner is a 4channer

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


They didn't even eat a burger or do anything cool or fun up there, what was the point? At least orbit for a few hours actually lounge in the 0g. Imagine just floating around with headphones on listening to some sweet music.

After you've looked out all the windows and got bored of the view.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the escape velocity of earth is waaaaay higher than what bezos' pathetic little toothpick rocket is capable of, so they never had any choice as to whether they were leaving earths atmosphere, just where their high arc hop would land them. that's why the glans of the bo dickrocket isn't really a spacecraft

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Wait stop. Hold on. Why did they bring him back?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Prof. Crocodile posted:

Wait stop. Hold on. Why did they bring him back?

he weighed too much to reach escape velocity he fell back try and keep up

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Wait stop. Hold on. Why did they bring him back?

Old man hangry.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Wait stop. Hold on. Why did they bring him back?

the rocket is v sad and pathetic

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

the escape velocity of earth is waaaaay higher than what bezos' pathetic little toothpick rocket is capable of, so they never had any choice as to whether they were leaving earths atmosphere, just where their high arc hop would land them. that's why the glans of the bo dickrocket isn't really a spacecraft

Yeah I'm sure your rocket is much cooler. You're winning at life.

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