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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:killing::killing::killing:


:murder:




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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you're holding them

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

pity reply

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

you're holding them

gently caress. You.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i hope its not a fob key those fuckers cost like $300

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

have you checked your butt?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

have you checked my butt?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

it's always in the last place you look, op :razz:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

it's always in the last place you look, op :razz:

Yes. That is called finding something.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:siren::siren:I HAVE FOUND THE KEYS THEY WERE IN MY SHOP TERLET ROOM:siren::siren:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Now is a time for joyous posting.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

another gbs success story, close 'er up op

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

wash them keys

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

another gbs success story, close 'er up op

Still gotta do this first:


:stoked::stoked::stoked:


:siren::stoke::stoke::stoke::siren:


:master::):):):master:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i am holding your keys hostage in an undisclosed location. i will need one million dollars in unmarked bills by 7pm or you will never see them again

edit: ah dangit

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
almost time for the Monday Morning poo poo

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

almost time for the Monday Morning poo poo

sounds like a real "key party" :grin:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

almost time for the Monday Morning poo poo

pooping at work thread is thataway friend

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Oh rats, I was about to suggest they were up my butthole and you'd just have to reach waaaay up there, really cram your arm up there, to reach them.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Literally A Ghost posted:


:killing::killing::killing:


:murder:




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I don't understand this newfangled Millennial sh1t, pls explain.


I'd like to make her double daily, iykwim.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

keys are bougie

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

I don't understand this newfangled Millennial sh1t, pls explain.

I was upset.

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



I want the keys lost again, IMMEDIATELY

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I want those keys lost and on my desk by the end of the week

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I don't believe it. I bet he was holding them

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

I don't believe it. I bet he was holding them

They was at the terlet.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I lost my spare car keys at work this spring. I checked everywhere. Through the trash, dumpsters, in and on top of EVERYTHING. I even watched the security cams to see if I could spot where I'd left them. Not a clue. So I gave up.

About 2 weeks later I was outside smoking and catch a glint of something in the grass just a few feet from the sidewalk. My muthafuckin keys, just chillin. I'd probably walked past them a few hundred times by then.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
i had a neighbor knock on the door to kindly let me know I have left my keys in the front door.

I have a spare house key stashed in my shed, it's helped more than a couple times. Whenever I use it, I set it on the table and walk past it for a couple months, just daring myself to lock myself out again. I eventually get back around to stashing it away.

I normally have a window unlocked that I can pop the screen and crawl in, worse case scenario

EduardoEspecial
Dec 12, 2011

Dangerously Dexterous Dongs
What the hell is 56k?

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I'm gay

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EduardoEspecial posted:

What the hell is 56k?

One more than 55k

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Literally A Ghost posted:

One more than 55k

Uh no, it’s1k more.

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Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

I though this was gonna be about key-los of cocaine.

Instead it's about key loads of pain(ful posting).

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