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Archied: All the enemies fight over you instead of against you.

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Recursion: A computer appears. Character(s) must successfully complete a jrpg game before taking their next turn.

Jaguars!


Listening to Jamiroquai: Character will waggle their rear end once per round

Finger Prince


Jaguars! posted:

Listening to Jamiroquai: Character will waggle their rear end once per round

Jamiroquai was the last live show I saw before The Event. Now I am wistful.
Wistful: character does minimum damage against enemies, accuracy -50%. Can be cured by using the Lute.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Tacoed: Character is unable to fully rest while camping because their bedding does not wrap all the way around them, and is crunchy.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Degrees of Inaccuracy: The combat grid toggles between squares and hexes; all projectile attacks in this round veer in a new direction and miss.

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Giggles From a Dumb Joke: Character is prone to fits of snorting laughter because they just heard a disproportionately hilarious joke too stupid, convoluted, and packed with inside references to explain to the enemy without sounding even more like a lunatic. Suffer -4 charisma and a 50% damage penalty as you attempt to stifle your giggles and mask them as coughs.

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