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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
on a distant asteroid mining big rear end rock to trade in for "space credits" or something lame like that. big ship truckin green rocks and docking the haul (spaceship sex) with the $10,000 mothership

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
EVE online goons kill ADAM goons

it's a known FACT

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
They poop in a bucket irl iirc

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
lol at the stupid rear end chris roberts space people buying fake spaceships, the $1000 one I drive in EVE is real and I pound it with my genitals to steer

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
fighting da chinese multiserver menace in EVE 24 hours 7 days a week because this game won't ever let me sleep. the president should be thanking me for this

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Elite dangerous is the better EVE where I can listen to podcasts and chill in space OP. I can also choose to not see any other human beings. This is the best feature in video games since q2dm1.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Putty posted:

fighting da chinese multiserver menace in EVE 24 hours 7 days a week because this game won't ever let me sleep. the president should be thanking me for this

lol the chinese have banned playing video games more than three hours a week

there ain't no chinese gamers in eve anymore

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I don't play multiplayer games because of my social anxiety

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
cantalope downloading EVE immediately upon hearing they just added a sexy holographic anime lady who reports to you the space dow jones and credit prices on multicolored rocks

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Icochet posted:

They poop in a bucket irl iirc

thats actually all goons not just EVE ones, its traditional at this point

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
heroic goon story about forums user ShipFucker48 defending Asteroid-835 from redditors trying to mine it for 3 days straight, not once getting up from his chamber pot

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
GOD MADE PARASITE EVE not PARASITE STEVE

online







wait

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
They should just let fleet commanders control modules so rank and file goons can concentrate on drinking

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
what would SA be without old poo poo revisionism, the past, and the past again and again

The road forward?

No

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

RepeatingMeme posted:

thats actually all goons not just EVE ones, its traditional at this point

The EVE goons use socks iirc

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

The EVE goons use socks iirc

Socks have zero capacity, the Home Depot bucket is where it's at.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKkLME0ZwA
heh

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Spinning ships, riding bikes.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I tried EVE recently after ignoring it for years - following the giant space battle that was basically everyone vs. goons
Started out fun, got steadly more meh, then finally gently caress that poo poo.

Planet-based warfare is enough for me.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Seth Pecksniff posted:

lol the chinese have banned playing video games more than three hours a week

there ain't no chinese gamers in eve anymore

That's only for the school kids though... oh right... Eve Online, my bad.

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Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
Well it certainly ain't fuckin'.

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