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Have you ever gotten an egg and there is two yokes in the egg does that mean that the chicken was extra horney or something??
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Oct 12, 2021 04:55
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double period
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Oct 12, 2021 04:56
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Dont be vulgar sid
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Oct 12, 2021 04:56
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Double horny
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Oct 12, 2021 04:58
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i once got a whole dozen that were double yolked, i dont want to know what was going on in that henhouse
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Oct 12, 2021 05:18
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It means you got robbed of the whites OP. That's it.
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Oct 12, 2021 05:20
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It means you got robbed of the whites OP. That's it. The yolks will not replace us!!! 
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Oct 12, 2021 05:24
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Its The Witches Kiss, the egg is cursed.
Boner M fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Oct 12, 2021 |
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Oct 12, 2021 05:24
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you ever crack open an egg and find a fortune in the yolk?
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Oct 12, 2021 05:29
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Hitler... oh sorry hi Nooner
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Oct 12, 2021 05:39
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yeah OP cracked one into an omlette last week and was like BOOYAH!!! and scrumbled em up with spices ad cheese and ate it all OP
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Oct 12, 2021 05:43
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Chinatown posted:yeah OP cracked one into an omlette last week and was like BOOYAH!!! and scrumbled em up with spices ad cheese and ate it all OP Yea like I'd believe that crazy rear end poo poo
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Oct 12, 2021 05:59
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If you get two eggs in one, does that gently caress your recipe up?
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Oct 12, 2021 06:02
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theyre twins
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Oct 12, 2021 06:39
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This only happened to me once when I was baking something that had me separating whites from yolks and I just stared blankly at my misfortune. But I added another egg and it seemed okay?
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Oct 12, 2021 07:11
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Yea, I'd fyck and suck an egg, what off it
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Oct 12, 2021 07:15
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What's the name of that drag queen who got clipped with her timeless phrase "I ain't yokeing, bitch"? This was many moons ago.
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Oct 12, 2021 07:17
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Once cracked three eggs in a row and they all had two yolks. pretty sure I'm the next messiah.
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Oct 12, 2021 07:19
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Yeah I bought a whole pack of twin eggs before, it was cool at first then I got creeped out by like egg 5
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Oct 12, 2021 09:15
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it was me OP, i did indescribable things inside that chicken coop
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Oct 12, 2021 10:14
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Nah yokes are far to big to fit in an egg
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Oct 12, 2021 10:15
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that is Satan smiling down on you for eating eggs, the devil's foodstuff
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Oct 12, 2021 12:02
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I like the small eggs, like the size of a quail egg but from a chicken. If you knew anyone with chickens or got eggs from a farmer they would give them to you when you were a child.
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Oct 12, 2021 12:26
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I've heard about the two yolk phenomenon but I don't think it's real. I've eaten 4 eggs for breakfast every day for the last 8 years so I'm something of an expert. wish people would stop spreading egg lies.
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Oct 12, 2021 12:47
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hi, nooner double yolkers happen when a hen drops more than one yolk at a time during their daily lay cycle. it's a mess up and she doesn't mean for it to happen. this can end in two yolks in one shell, two yolks in one shell and a third egg forming around it with a third yolk (this one's really rare and usually because the hen isn't laying right anymore) and a bunch of other combinations. it's more common in younger hens than it is in older ones, but I have one incredibly dumb bird who pops them out frequently. double yolkers have a lot of risks associated with them but you can't really predict them in your average flock, though some farms are trying to breed double yolking hens specifically because of the "oh wow I got twins!" fad. if incubated, both chicks usually die. there isn't enough room for them to pip into the air cell to take their first breath, the egg is usually only big enough for one to turn to do that properly, and they often tend to end up growing into each other like conjoined twins or one partially absorbs the other. a few people have managed to help them hatch but it's really tricky stuff. E: the most yolks I've ever got out of one egg was three like the one mentioned above. cracked an egg bigger than my hand (that poor bird's bottom) and a double yolk dropped along with another smaller whole shelled egg which had another yolk in it. she lived another three years.
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Oct 12, 2021 12:52
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Check out these double yolks, bitch
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Oct 12, 2021 13:34
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I've never gotten an egg with any yokes in it, OP
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Oct 12, 2021 13:35
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there was a person in the gws hamburger thread I think who described a fried egg without a runny yolk as "a small crime against life and beauty" and that has stuck in my brain ever since
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Oct 12, 2021 13:39
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It means the rooster (cock) had an extra big cum OP. More cum for him, more yolk for you. If that’s not a win-win situation, I don’t know what it.
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Oct 12, 2021 13:46
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Stalizard posted:there was a person in the gws hamburger thread I think who described a fried egg without a runny yolk as "a small crime against life and beauty" and that has stuck in my brain ever since They are not wrong. I dont mind a boiled egg with a hard center, and of course pickled eggs, but, a fried egg has to be served on a piece of buttered toast, runny center, so any lost runs out onto the nice buttered toast.
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Oct 12, 2021 13:50
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Boner M posted:They are not wrong. just eat french toast you complete disaster of a person if my eggs aren't hard enough to knock nails in there's gonna be a problem
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Oct 12, 2021 13:51
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i think it means that the egg didn't go to the next stage of the egg process that day. so it ended up with 2 days of egg yolks in before it got the shell put on i think also that if you get one of those weird eggs with another egg inside it's because it got the shell put on but then went back up the tube again or sometihng did yoyu knw that the chicken only has one hole for both egg and pooping?? so it has a flap of skin that prolapses out of its rear end when it lays the egg + stops poop getting on the egg i have never owned chieckens BUT my grandfather used to like hatchign chickens and geese. had the incubator and heat lamp , you have to periodicly turn the goose egg around otherwise it hatches out with gimpy wings
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Oct 12, 2021 13:53
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:just eat french toast you complete disaster of a person 
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Oct 12, 2021 13:54
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:just eat french toast you complete disaster of a person I'm sorry about whatever is wrong with you but should definitely have it checked out.
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Oct 12, 2021 13:57
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better than french toast or runny eggs  E: Saalkin posted:I'm sorry about whatever is wrong with you but should definitely have it checked out. over hard eggs supremacy, never sorry, over easy eggs are the devil. Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Oct 12, 2021 |
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Oct 12, 2021 13:58
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Nooner posted:Have you ever gotten an egg and there is two yokes in the egg does that mean that the chicken was extra horney or something?? We already have an Official GBS Egg thread you absolute dunderhead
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Oct 12, 2021 14:42
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:it was me OP, i did indescribable things inside that chicken coop Post, username.
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Oct 12, 2021 20:46
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measn you murdered chicky twins hehe
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Oct 12, 2021 21:31
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