bumpkin is actually short for bone pumpkin

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Entropic: patriarchy sucks

it�s spooky but it�s true

# ? Oct 13, 2021 04:40

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:36

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

it's just a plain old pumpkin skeleton. idgi

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# ? Oct 13, 2021 04:54

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# ? Oct 13, 2021 04:58

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Oh, that's what my yoga instructor what talking about when she said to open up the hips

# ? Oct 13, 2021 05:04

Ventral EggSac

They live in hollers (haunted dollar generals)

# ? Oct 13, 2021 12:54

Khanstant

that thing would make a baller bonemail helmet

# ? Oct 13, 2021 16:02

vanisher

a festive centerpiece for my halloween family dinner

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# ? Oct 13, 2021 17:12

google THIS

Look I don't care what these bumpkins do in their own homes but they need to leave the ones on my porch alone

This one's mouth is O-shaped because he's surprised and not for any other reason

# ? Oct 13, 2021 17:28

Prof. Crocodile

i didn�t want to believe it, but dang there is the photographic evidence right there.

# ? Oct 13, 2021 17:35

hot cocoa on the couch

do u guys like your pumpkin bone in or boneless

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# ? Oct 13, 2021 17:48

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

takin a nice drive out in the country to look at all the quaint bumpkins in the fields

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# ? Oct 13, 2021 18:18

cruft

It's really sad how they chop off the bumpkin heads to make that nice spine-stalk to grab.

This is why I always insist my bumpkins are humanely slaughtered and come with the head attached.

# ? Oct 13, 2021 18:20

hot cocoa on the couch

i like to get em skin on and rip out the guts myself and sometimes i even eat the guts raw while i'm doing it like an animal :getin:

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# ? Oct 13, 2021 18:29

Prof. Crocodile

gotta wonder what one would call a pumpkin shaped blimp? :thunkin:

# ? Oct 13, 2021 18:36

cruft

Prof. Crocodile posted:

gotta wonder what one would call a pumpkin shaped blimp?

Obviously that's called a plimple.

# ? Oct 13, 2021 19:04

Manifisto

congratulations op you've discovered the skull of the headless horseman, apparently at a bargain price! snap it up and sell it to the skull and bones secret society imo.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 13, 2021 19:07

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Course ya do!

and here i thought it was insensitive 80s slang for the relative of a homeless person

# ? Oct 13, 2021 20:27

teen witch

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i like to get em skin on and rip out the guts myself and sometimes i even eat the guts raw while i'm doing it like an animal

Pumpkin Mutilation, my autumnal themed goregrind band

# ? Oct 14, 2021 11:40

vanisher

thought about the bumpkin today

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# ? Oct 17, 2021 05:01

nut

having to use a stud finder before I carve the Jack o lantern

# ? Oct 17, 2021 16:39

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nut posted:

having to use a stud finder before I carve the Jack o lantern

# ? Oct 17, 2021 18:46

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Most folks say don't eat the rinds, but if you're lacking a little calcium you could do a lot worse than eating a whole pumpkin, exoskeleton on.

# ? Oct 17, 2021 18:50

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

having to use a stud finder before I carve the Jack o lantern

# ? Oct 17, 2021 20:22

Mummy Napkin

i saw online that bumpkins are bad for your dog to eat because the shards mess up their tum tums or something

# ? Oct 17, 2021 23:56

Ventral EggSac

You laugh but that pumpking gave me a blood marrow donation that saved my loving life

# ? Oct 18, 2021 03:08

Ventral EggSac

And I'm leaving that typo!

# ? Oct 18, 2021 03:08

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I only buy my pumpkins bone in, it just has much more flavor.

After we eat, we separate the bones and bury them so the dog doesn't eat them. Can't compost it, that's meat.

# ? Oct 18, 2021 03:12

Prof. Crocodile

boneless pumpkins are pretty much just pumpkin nuggets, but are as expensive as bone-in pumpkins, which is bullshit.

# ? Oct 18, 2021 03:14

Space Taxi

Banana is actually short for bone banana. Yes it's confusing. Someone should have really tested this naming convention on the other bone fruits before running with it.

# ? Oct 18, 2021 05:19

vanisher

Little known fact: vegetarians decorate their homes for Halloween with peach pits and cherry seeds (fruit skeletons)

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# ? Oct 18, 2021 06:16

cruft

vanisher posted:

Little known fact: vegetarians decorate their homes for Halloween with peach pits and cherry seeds (fruit skeletons)

Our house is positively filled with seasonal bumpkins, bananingtons, and spooranges. It's a tradition for my vegetarian family that really helps it start feeling like fall!

I think I'm gonna go make myself an oat milk cappuccino now, with extra bone.

# ? Oct 18, 2021 17:24

vanisher

vegetarians seeing a bumpkin in a haunted house and freaking out

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# ? Oct 18, 2021 17:43

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:36

Mummy Napkin

(pumpkin)meat is murder

# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:38

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