Boner M posted:

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

*beeps “shave and a haircut” at every intersection*

A Fancy Hat posted:

NARRATOR: Frank is a veteran forklift driver, but considered a "bad boy" of the industry.

FRANK: I've worked all of the big warehouses, but I never stay long. Too many rules for me.

NARRATOR: Today, Frank has been asked to move one pallet, and then carry a second box by hand. Frank, however, has other ideas.

FRANK: Watch this. If I put the box on top of the pallet, I can move both at the same time. I don't get paid by the hour, there's no time to mess around.

*cue an elaborate CGI graphic of a box being placed on a pallet*

NARRATOR: Frank's brilliant idea has just one flaw - he actually is paid by the hour.

A Fancy Hat posted:

NARRATOR: Jimmy was planning to move this pallet from one side of the warehouse to the other. But there's a problem.

*dramatic music sting*

JIMMY: Who the hell put up this wet floor sign?

NARRATOR: Jimmy must now carefully navigate the treacherous conditions on the warehouse floor. Any loss of control could spell disaster for Jimmy and his precious cargo.

JIMMY: Woahh.... woahhhh... easy there girl. Just hold on a little longer.

NARRATOR: Jimmy expertly avoids the obstacle and delivers the pallet to its intended destination.

JIMMY: Yeah, you know, we run into things like that a lot. The boss man said get this pallet of dildos up to shelf 7G, I had to do it. That's money in my pocket right there, can't let a wet floor sign take food from my kids' mouths.