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I've been watching this movie for an ENTIRE HOUR and there's been exactly ONE bird attack and not much more focus on birds than you'd expect to see in a film not about birds. I've just been listening to Tippy and whatserface talk about some dipshit momma's boy for twelve goddamn minutes. I could make a better bird-related horror movie than this in my backyard. Applewhite's score: two middle fingers (birds) up at this waste of time.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:01 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 06:57 |
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Halloween is ruined. My children are crying.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:07 |
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It's worth sticking through for the ending, it's mind blowing.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:16 |
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I always thought The Birds felt like a Stephen King story that was only marginally better than an actual Stephen King story because the ending was actually good.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:17 |
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I think the movie has some cool technical achievements but it's not even close to being one of his better movies.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:18 |
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Schweinhund posted:It's worth sticking through for the ending, it's mind blowing. The ending actually sucks, I can't do that to you.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:19 |
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Yeah, I was pretty disappointed when I watched this for the first time too. Gonna recommend Night of the Hunter if you're in the mood for some classic horror that is good and not boring
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:24 |
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if ya ask me, THIS movie is for the birds!!
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:26 |
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I watched the entire movie many years ago, but only vaguely remember it. A few months ago I tried to watch it again. I stopped after about the first hour because it was too boring. What a spooky coincidence.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:31 |
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I watched Arachnophobia last night and had extremely the same experience. My wife and I both remember John Goodman dying in the movie but they reach the ending in good health. It's a total Mandela effect thing. Another Bill fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Oct 18, 2021 |
# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:31 |
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Birdemic is the superior bird horror movie if you haven't seen that one OP
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:34 |
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The birds more like the turds which is what the movie is a pile of turds leaving out of my butt
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:41 |
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Sigh.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 01:53 |
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Movie owns
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 03:11 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 06:57 |
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Gutcruncher posted:The birds more like the turds which is what the movie is a pile of turds leaving out of my butt I tasted semen once and now I'm a ravenous murderer
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 03:12 |